April 7, 2026

From Porch Chairs to World Affairs

Send us Fan Mail World news is heavy, and sometimes the only honest way to talk about it is from a front porch with a friend and zero pretending. We kick things off with what’s happening around Iran, the fear of escalation, the anger over violence against protesters, and the question nobody can dodge: how do you respond without signing up for another forever conflict. That spirals into a blunt border security debate, assimilation, and why “moderate” feels like a dying word in American politic...

Send us Fan Mail

World news is heavy, and sometimes the only honest way to talk about it is from a front porch with a friend and zero pretending. We kick things off with what’s happening around Iran, the fear of escalation, the anger over violence against protesters, and the question nobody can dodge: how do you respond without signing up for another forever conflict. That spirals into a blunt border security debate, assimilation, and why “moderate” feels like a dying word in American politics.

Then we turn the volume down and talk music like people who actually listen. We get into Blackhawk’s harmonies and why mellow, love-leaning tracks hit best in a playlist, not on repeat all day. We also check in on The Warning and their newer sound on “Kerosene,” from the bass groove to the poppier edges that can take time to grow on you.

From there it’s rapid-fire modern life: doom spending, AI therapy chatbots, “silent walking,” streaming subscription fatigue, locked cases for deodorant, and fast food chains testing menu chaos. We finish with a deep dive into weird Lay’s potato chip flavors, a quick daylight saving time rant, and a few fresh band recommendations you can steal for your next Spotify run.

If you like smart laughs, real opinions, and a show that can pivot from geopolitics to snack culture without losing the thread, subscribe, share this with a friend, and leave us a review so more porch people can find us.

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00:00 - Disclaimer And Setup

01:16 - Porch Banter And Weather Talk

02:38 - Iran Fears Borders And Moderates

06:15 - Blackhawk Harmonies And Listening Habits

10:53 - The Warning New Song Kerosene

12:13 - The Little Dudes Drop In

24:44 - Back On The Porch

25:25 - Doom Spending AI Therapy Silent Walking

29:52 - Streaming Fatigue And Fast Food Experiments

32:26 - New Lay’s Flavors Taste Test Talk

36:34 - Super Bowl Stress And Time Change Rant

38:32 - New Band Finds And Bluegrass Picks

40:09 - Where To Listen And Leave Voicemail

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Hey, listen up.

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Volume control, that's on you.

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This is the MT Alternative Podcast.

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Tom, here we are again, bud.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you while you're hitting that, bud.

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A little too soon.

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Little bit.

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You said you were ready, man.

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You were ready, I was ready.

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You can't do that.

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I'm ready now.

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Okay, cool.

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Here we go.

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Here we are again.

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Beautiful day on the porch.

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Yeah.

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Excellent.

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You're looking a little lost over there, bud.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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I know exactly where I'm at.

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All right.

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On the porch.

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What a great day.

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Beautiful day.

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Beautiful day.

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We're in summer here in the Carolinas.

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May or March.

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March.

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March just came in.

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So I thought March came in like a lion.

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This is a lion?

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This is a lamb.

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Supposed to go out like a lamb.

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Uh-oh.

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Yeah, we could be in trouble.

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It's supposed to get colder next week.

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It is.

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Yeah.

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But hey, you know what?

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It is what it is.

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Life in the Carolinas, right?

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We've had some big snows on my mom's birthday, which is April the 5th.

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Anywho.

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Anywho?

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Not any of them.

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You have to be more choosy.

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Okay.

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You want to talk about what's been going on in the uh world?

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Might as well get that off our chest.

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Let's do that.

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Talking about what's going on in Iran.

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Now, people, we are not experts.

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I think everybody knows that.

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Tom and I have our opinions.

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And I'll be honest myself, I've only seen little clips of stuff on YouTube.

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That's pretty much it.

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I don't watch the shows.

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I'm done with it.

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I don't know if you're the same way.

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As most of the American people do.

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Trevor Burrus, Jr.

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The only thing I understand, I know it's something to do with the nuclear weapons.

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Some cash maybe Obama sh sh shouldn't have gave to Iranian.

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But anyways, that's back in that time.

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But right up now now.

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Killing protesters.

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The Iranian people seem to be happy about it.

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Trevor Burrus Well, they're curious.

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And you figure if you look back on Iran before 1979, they were Western culture.

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I mean they were no different than us over here.

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Exactly.

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Then you had this Islamic frickin' idiots come in.

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How does that even happen?

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See, that's what I'm worried about's gonna happen here.

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Look at it already in Minnesota.

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People to what you are.

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We don't know who was let in here either.

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No, that's the sad part.

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That's what scares me.

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This is why border security is very There's nothing wrong with borders.

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You know, all these people that complain about it?

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They lock their doors.

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That's it.

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They probably got fences around their houses, these rich people.

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Why?

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Well, we don't want Okay.

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Exactly.

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So why is it okay to people just come in?

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Listen, I'm we already said before many times, Tom.

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Come here.

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Do something, you know.

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Some of the best people we've ever worked with were simulate.

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That's what you have to do.

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Yes, yes.

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You have to simulate A lot of these Iranian protesters, I mean not protesters, people like celebrating.

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Right.

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They're showing their flag, and what are they saying?

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This is our second flag.

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The United States is our first flag.

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Right.

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They're more freaking patriotic than some of us.

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Some of us probably right.

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But I do want to say the leftist, but I'm not talking Democrats.

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I'm not talking people in the middle.

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I'm pretty much there.

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I've said that before, too.

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I understand.

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Moderate.

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You gotta be you should be moderate.

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Yeah.

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Just for most reasons.

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You could be See there's a difference now between Republican and Conservative.

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I would say I'm a little more conservative than I am Republican.

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Well, me too.

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Okay, so that's the difference right there.

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Yeah.

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I'm not a Republican.

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I'm not a Democrat.

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But anyways, it sucks what's going on.

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Hopefully, you know, gas prices are going up now because it's really sad that we have to divide by left and right and this is should be something though.

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People should be coming together.

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I mean, I know nobody wants a war.

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One common goal.

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But nobody wants a war either.

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That's where I'm stumped at.

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Are we right to do what we did?

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Were they gonna attack?

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Is it just because we attacked for what reasons?

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Yeah.

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See, I don't want boots on the ground.

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Exactly.

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That's when we get in these conflicts that I don't want.

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If this is something that's gonna be done in a couple weeks, fine.

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But we both know, I'll finish it up.

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We both know how Iran is probably never be done, so it's probably foolish.

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But anyways, let's get back to uh something a little more uplifting.

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Yeah.

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Your band, Blackhawk.

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I like Blackhawk.

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Yes.

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They sound I like it for what let me just put it out there.

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I do like the music.

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Me too.

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Okay.

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If I was gonna listen to the music though, I could not listen to it consistently consistently.

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And here's my reason why.

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I'd put it in a playlist because a lot of the songs are very mellow and more like lovey.

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Right.

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Or, like I said, the songs I'll listen to on a playlist.

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Right.

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Slow, but I gotta have fast and it's definitely not something I would listen to at work.

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No, I could be chilling on a porch listening to it.

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Right.

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Like I said, I don't hate it.

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I love the harmonizing.

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Oh, they're not.

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That's kind of what grabbed me.

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Right.

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Is the bluegrassy harmonizing.

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Okay.

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And there's a lot of mandolin and the music.

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Like I said, it was just shit.

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I listened to of course I listened to a list of their greatest hits on Spotify.

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Right.

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But everything just seemed in that mellow, real mellow.

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But they have here's here's the only thing I don't care about.

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They have a lot of uh music on some of their other albums that are like she kicked me out, she she's gone, blah blah blah.

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I think I told you to.

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I should have put off the greatest hits and maybe went to an album.

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Right.

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And tried a couple because hey, there's even songs if I went to my favorite bands.

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My favorite and I picked the greatest hits, it'd be like, uh yeah, these are good songs, but my favorite uh album of theirs was Love and Gravity.

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I wore it out.

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That's one song I can admit that I did not like Love and Gravity.

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Right, but the song itself.

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Right, but the album was so well.

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I I played it so much that yeah, I burnt it out and I had to go buy another one.

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Now, I'm sorry to be ignorant on this.

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Are they still around and doing so?

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They are okay.

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They are.

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Um I'm actually I've got them on Facebook.

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I should have done that.

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They still tour.

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Okay.

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They still tour, but not around here.

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I don't understand.

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It's mostly uh Oklahoma.

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So it's Midwest type.

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By Midwest by Texas, where they're from.

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Out that way.

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Well, they originated in Tennessee, is what I'm under.

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Oh, okay.

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So I think I should I apologize because I've sat so long, you know, listening to all the music.

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Yeah, like the chat.

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Background check on everything.

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I just know I love their music so much about every album they had.

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Right.

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And what caught me by surprise was I thought their band had dispersed.

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Okay.

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But it didn't, and has a whole nother album I have never even heard of.

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So something newer.

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Something newer, yeah.

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But it's here's what original people in the band or I You're not sure.

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You just Here's the thing.

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Uh when I was looking at it, I I look back into it.

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Uh the new album was like three years ago.

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Okay.

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So I talked with bands that I like.

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I go, when did this come out?

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There might even be another one that I don't know about.

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So that was three years ago.

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But what's weird is that.

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First of all, I'm sorry to spring this on you because I know we were supposed to do this last week, right?

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We had a little incident.

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We had a mishap.

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A little bit.

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Caught the house and wanted to land this out.

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Leave it at that.

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Yeah.

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So I know that was I brought it up quickly, like oh yeah, Black Clock.

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We want to talk about that.

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So I didn't mean to just page and that was weird.

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I never even thought that they had uh another album.

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Okay.

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But they toured.

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Well, that's cool.

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And and still see my.

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I thought they dispersed, but I was so excited to know that they have it.

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So Blackhawk, check 'em out.

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Yeah, check them out, folks.

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You like good music, good harmonizing.

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Kind of reminds me of some songs a little like the Eagles a little bit.

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A little, yeah.

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I think I heard like maybe the Outlaws or Marshall Tucker or something.

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Kind of that kind of uh music, but uh I love Southern Rock, so uh now to finish, talk about the warning.

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They dropped a new song, right?

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It's called Kerosene.

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Cool video, I mean I guess.

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I don't know what it has to do with the song, but when I first listened to it, I think I told you yesterday I was a little disappointed.

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Right.

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It has a good rock sound, but there's elements that were a little poppy to me.

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And hey, bands expand, bands go on different routes.

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People my favorite bands, I grumble about them when why'd they go this way?

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That's them growing as a band and whatever.

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We do that with our football teams too.

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Whatever they do.

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So more I listen to it, I watch the reaction, people react to it and stuff.

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The bass line just kicks ass.

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So and I the groove is good, and uh it's growing on me.

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It's just I think I'm stuck with the old warning when they were kids that were more classic rock sound.

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And I love that.

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And but hey, the young girls, young ladies, they evolve.

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Well, just like us.

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They like different music.

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Right, so of course you're gonna hear it which is fine.

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And like I said, I'm listening to it starting to grow on me a little more.

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But I just wanted to throw that in there.

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I know Mike always talks about the warning well, and I bring up Black Hawk a lot.

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And that seems to be Squeak's little uh problem, too.

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But, anyways, so uh that's it.

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And speaking of little dudes, I think it's a good time to bring him in.

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Bring him in, and uh we'll take a little break, folks, and uh we'll be right back at the little dudes.

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Hello, Squeak.

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What the hell's up, bud?

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Hey, man.

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Here we are again.

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Yep.

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Right here.

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I wanna uh I can't believe you actually made it to my party this last weekend.

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Uh I asked you not to bring Skillet and Bumba, but you did.

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No, I didn't bring him.

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Actually, Skillet was very nice last time, so I didn't mind him, but there's a problem with Bumba.

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I didn't bring him.

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He came with you, he followed me.

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He didn't come with me.

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You looked like you were together when you walked through the door while I was trying to tell him.

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I didn't believe my apologies.

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Didn't have the room inside.

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Right, I understand that my door was not that big.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I just didn't want no hard feelings.

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I want no hard feelings.

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The more I stay inside, the more outside, the better I will.

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Okay.

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So uh I saw you over there getting uh pretty uh chummy there with tackle.

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I was just I'm gonna snap clean.

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I was just telling him what a stupid idea he had.

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I saw you both laughing.

00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:42.000
Yeah.

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I said, you know what?

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What did you say to him?

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I said, Snap and pop like they're just so big and cattle, snap right in the middle.

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I said, You want to be the big one.

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Why do you want to snap problems?

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I don't snap problems, I'm just telling you.

00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:03.759
Okay, okay, okay, wait a minute.

00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:11.120
Okay, well, I don't care how cattle slap snap.

00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:12.080
That sounds dumb.

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I don't care how it sounds as long as I between sweet.

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I had a I had to get together at the house.

00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:26.960
Yeah, get together.

00:14:34.720 --> 00:14:39.759
Okay, well this explains why and uh stab haven't talked to me.

00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:43.039
I don't talk to you.

00:14:44.159 --> 00:14:46.720
I haven't spoken to him since last weekend.

00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:48.320
That's a shame.

00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:50.799
It is a shame, but now I know why.

00:14:51.039 --> 00:14:51.279
Why?

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Why?

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I told you why the crack you want to.

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You're gonna apologize.

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That's what you're gonna do.

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That's what you're gonna do, I will apologize.

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You know, when the people make fun of you, I don't get um upset.

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They don't make fun of me.

00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:02.320
They do.

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Okay.

00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:05.919
They ask me, why?

00:16:06.000 --> 00:16:08.080
Why do you even hang around with sweet?

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What do you see in that guy?

00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:13.600
And you say, I don't know.

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I don't know.

00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:17.679
I have no idea.

00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:19.519
I know exactly why.

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That's what Tom said.

00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:29.200
No, Tom never said that.

00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:31.519
I talk to Mike and Tom all the time.

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Yeah, I know you do.

00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:34.720
And you should hear what they say.

00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:37.440
They want to know why you're even here half the time.

00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:38.480
Why, why?

00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:41.759
Why do you let sweet do this show with you?

00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:47.120
Well, because I give you the stop, and I give an alternative view the thing.

00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:49.679
You give an alternative view all right.

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I'm here when I'm here sweet.

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I want to do a nice show for the people.

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Okay.

00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:12.240
Whatever this is that you do, you know, kind of you wanna come with that.

00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:16.319
That's their show.

00:17:17.680 --> 00:17:20.720
It's the M Picas.

00:17:34.079 --> 00:17:34.319
Okay.

00:17:36.799 --> 00:17:39.599
One thing I will say though, I don't know if you notice this.

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Oh, listen then.

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You wanna talk about that?

00:17:57.599 --> 00:17:59.759
You shouldn't bring it, bring up like that.

00:17:59.839 --> 00:18:01.839
Well, this one, we whoop goes.

00:18:02.240 --> 00:18:04.000
Okay, so I didn't say it like that.

00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:05.359
No, you needed to.

00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:06.400
No, no, no, no.

00:18:07.200 --> 00:18:10.000
Right, um we need no disrespect.

00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:12.240
Thank you for letting us in the studio.

00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:13.839
I mean no disrespect.

00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:15.599
Thank you for letting us have it.

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Okay, let's talk about something else.

00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:22.640
Okay.

00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:24.319
What are you doing?

00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:25.599
What'd you do after the party?

00:18:25.759 --> 00:18:26.799
What'd you do, Louis?

00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:33.440
You did nothing.

00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:34.799
I did something.

00:18:35.039 --> 00:18:35.920
What did you do?

00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.759
Don't say nothing, Louise.

00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:42.480
Anyway, it's not and again, you just made it sound like a gym.

00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:52.640
I mean, yeah, I'm excited to find the way it's not a long time.

00:19:54.160 --> 00:20:01.440
Sometimes it's just uh maybe think of getting some a gym at your house or something.

00:20:01.680 --> 00:20:02.240
A gym.

00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:07.519
You would have the Louise can work out together.

00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:10.079
Maybe both of you lose a little weight.

00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:11.359
Okay, wait a minute.

00:20:16.480 --> 00:20:18.000
Why don't you let her get on you?

00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:26.559
Okay, I remember the last time.

00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:30.880
Was it fun?

00:20:31.279 --> 00:20:32.160
Was it worth it?

00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:33.279
Okay, listen.

00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:36.799
Was it fun when you had your first tooth?

00:20:37.599 --> 00:20:37.759
No.

00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:38.240
Okay.

00:20:38.799 --> 00:20:39.599
Was it worth it?

00:20:39.839 --> 00:20:39.920
No.

00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:42.160
Was it worth it when you had your first teeth?

00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:43.039
No.

00:20:43.359 --> 00:20:43.519
Okay.

00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:47.200
I didn't let it.

00:20:47.599 --> 00:20:48.799
She said, Wait a minute.

00:20:57.039 --> 00:20:58.400
How long did it last?

00:20:58.640 --> 00:21:07.200
Well, because it passed out, it lasted longer than it should have because I saved it when it was on.

00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:09.759
Okay, like you say, all right.

00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:14.880
I did, but she said, I didn't know if you meant the black or the damn colour.

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