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Send us a text This episode reflects on the chaos and joy of 2024, as Mike and Tom share their hilarious takes on their New Year's resolutions while inviting listeners into their world of unique traditions and guest messages. With a spirited mix of anecdotes, lighthearted rants, and heartfelt moments, they encourage listeners to welcome 2025 with laughter and optimism. • Highlights and lowlights of 2024 • Discussion on different New Year’s resolutions • Special messages from guests Troy and Bill...

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Send us a text Ever wondered how two doodles on a napkin could spark a worldwide sensation? Join us as we welcome the effervescent duo Pip and Squeak from "Lil' Dudes," alongside our resident hosts Mike and Tom. Pip retells the hilarious origins of keeping Squeak's fiery antics in check, which range from toaster mishaps to receiving blueprints for heists from fans. Aspiring "Lil' Dudes" get a nugget of wisdom from Pip and Squeak on dreaming big while keeping your chaos organized. Expect a rollic...

Send us a text Ever wondered how a dog can survive the wilderness for 28 days or how an apple tree might save a house from a mudslide? This season finale of the MT Alternative Podcast promises to warm your heart and tickle your funny bone as we recount incredible tales of resilience from Asheville's mountain communities. Despite the ongoing struggles with water shortages, the spirit of these communities shines through, and we encourage thoughtful donations to support their needs. As we close out...

Send us a text What if the government's response to natural disasters isn't as effective as we think it should be? This episode of the MT Alternative Podcast explores that very question as Mike and Tom tackle the aftermath of hurricanes Helena and Milton. We venture through the hard-hit areas of the southern United States, from Asheville to the battered towns of Spruce Pine and Marion in North Carolina. The devastation is profound, disrupting entire communities and industries, and we find oursel...

Send us a text What happens when a hurricane takes an unexpected inland detour? Join us on the latest episode of the MT Alternative Podcast as we recount our whirlwind experiences with Hurricane Helena's impact on North Carolina and the East Coast. From battling through treacherous commutes and enduring days without power, we share our personal stories of chaos and highlight the remarkable resilience demonstrated by communities banding together in the storm's aftermath. While we faced our own ch...

Send us a text What happens when you mix comedy, music, and a touch of absurdity? You get another unforgettable episode of the MT Alternative Podcast! Ever wondered if Europeans have a secret love affair with American country music? We kick things off with our signature banter about zippers and camouflage cans before diving headfirst into the peculiar differences between the American and European music scenes. From our love for bands like Dirty Honey to pondering the universal language of music,...

Send us a text Does the idea of lawn darts and NFL biases spark a hint of nostalgia for you? Get ready for another hilarious, thought-provoking episode of the MT Alternative Podcast! We kick things off with some playful banter about dad jokes, recent football games, and Kansas City's latest performance. As we wander down memory lane with childhood games like Red Rover, we set the stage for a deeper conversation about how the music industry's financial landscape has morphed over the past three de...

Send us a Text Message. Can music push societal boundaries and provoke strong reactions? Discover the fascinating intersection of politics, music, and pop culture as we explore the latest antics of RFK Jr. and the amusing yet perplexing protests at the DNC. Mike and Tom tackle the hard-hitting topic of double standards in political scandals, comparing Trump's legal battles to controversies involving figures like Bill Clinton. We wrap up this segment with a heartfelt reflection on a touching spee...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it's like to come face-to-face with a bear in a motel parking lot? Join us as Tyrone, filling in for Daniel, dives into Tom's wild Tennessee adventure and the unexpected wildlife encounters in Cades Cove. We also chat about the growing touristy vibe of Gatlinburg, compare it to the calm of Shenandoah, and explore the pros and cons of beach versus mountain vacations. Plus, Mike shares the challenges of his upcoming long drive to visit his mom, sprinkled ...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what would happen if a political event took a turn for the absurd? Brace yourself as we dig into Kamala Harris' eyebrow-raising appearance that involved twerking and an awkward Southern accent, and contrast it with Donald Trump's martial patriotic vibes. Our unique comedic synergy shines as we break down these spectacles, all while sharing some hearty laughs about our upcoming beer-fueled adventure trip. It's a rollercoaster of serious commentary and light-h...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered why some tales of political blunders sound too funny to be true? Get ready to question everything as we kick off our latest episode after a brief hiatus! We share some hearty laughs over Biden’s classic slip-ups and Kamala Harris’s mystifying motivational speeches. With our signature blend of comedy and commentary, we explore the unpredictable world of politics, reflecting on the chaos of work and end-of-month madness. Plus, don't miss our shoutout to Bill f...

Send us a Text Message. What secrets lie behind the mysterious Brown Mountain Lights in North Carolina? Unravel the captivating history and ongoing fascination of these enigmatic lights as guest host Bill takes you on a journey through centuries of wonder and investigation. From Native American legends and the first European settler sightings to in-depth scientific studies by the US Geological Survey and Appalachian State University, we explore the many facets of this enduring mystery. Alongside...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it's like to trade the explosive fireworks of Florida for a quieter Fourth of July celebration? Mike and Tom share their holiday plans, recounting hilarious and nostalgic stories of past fireworks displays, and even their own misadventures. From the loud neighbors to the quirky traditions like shooting a 12-gauge in the air, we promise you’ll be chuckling along with us. Get ready for a laugh-filled journey through Southern truck stops and greasy spoon d...

Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself laughing at the absurdity of inheriting a phone number? Join Mike and Tom as they recount their hilarious and sometimes frustrating experiences with misdirected messages and calls meant for the previous owner. From unexpected birthday wishes to confusing work policies, enjoy our humorous exploration of the daily annoyances we all face. We'll have you nodding along and chuckling at the ironic twists and turns that come with simply owning a phone. But th...

Send us a Text Message. Get ready for an episode that’s hotter than the Fourth of July, both in temperature and in topic! Mike and Tom launch into the holiday spirit with a fiery debate about global warming, spurred on by the relentless heat wave gripping the nation. You’ll hear us question the media's obsession with climate change and even ponder the peculiar case of the long-tailed kangaroo rat’s habitat needs. The climate talk naturally transitions into a serious critique of Joe Biden's recen...

Send us a Text Message. Can advanced disguise technologies fool even the most observant eyes? Join us for an eye-opening discussion as we analyze a peculiar video of Joe Biden, diving into the world of hyper-realistic masks demonstrated by CIA master of disguise, Joanna Mendez. We reflect on her ability to deceive President Bush in the '90s and speculate about the cutting-edge advancements of disguise technology today. Could today's political figures be employing similar tactics? This thought-pr...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered why dads get shortchanged with a single day of celebration while other holidays get a whole month? We kick off this episode of MT Alternative Podcast by tackling that curious conundrum and sharing a morning errand debacle that involved sausage patties and an unhappy spouse. Our grocery misadventures don't end there; you'll laugh at our gripes about overpriced cantaloupes and the misleading "seedless" watermelon labels. It's all about those everyday frustrati...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered why a law in New Mexico humorously prohibits idiots from voting? Or how slow drivers can test even the calmest among us? Join us for a lively episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, where Mike and Tom kick things off with a rundown of their work-related woes and playful musings about recording the podcast outdoors. We delve into the quirky world of driving frustrations and share our thoughts on voting rights, all while teasing an exciting project that’s set t...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered how a new dog can completely turn your life upside down? On this episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, Tom shares the hilarious and heartwarming tales of welcoming his new furry friend into his home. From chaotic interactions with other pets to the unique quirks that each animal brings into the mix, you'll get a front-row seat to the joys and trials of pet ownership. Trust us, you won't want to miss the laughter and love that these stories bring. But it’s n...

Send us a Text Message. Remember how a thunderstorm can turn a family barbecue into an unforgettable adventure? That's precisely what happened during our Memorial Day Weekend! Mike and I share a slice of life as we discuss the joy of celebrating milestones like my grandson Corb's eighth birthday amidst the chaos of an impromptu thunderstorm. But the weekend wasn't just about cake and candles; we also took a moment to honor the sacrifices made by our servicemen and women, diving into the emotiona...

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered how a pit bull could rival Houdini, or what Tijuana Mama pickled sausage does to your taste buds? Mike and I are up to our usual antics on the latest MT Alternative Podcast, sharing tales that'll have you either running to your nearest ice cream parlor or thinking twice about what 'flavor' really means. While we indulge in the wild side of taste-testing—from garlic to Flaming Hot Cheetos ice cream—we also spill the beans on our own pet-sitting escapades and ...

Send us a Text Message. Ever find yourself fiercely attached to your favorite pair of holey socks? You're not alone! Join Mike and Tom as we reveal our own quirks and delve into the mysteries behind life's small attachments in the fifth episode of the MT Alternative Podcast. We're also toasting to our new Facebook page and website, which are buzzing with activity—proof that you're just as excited about our conversations as we are. From a sock's backup strategy to the baffling decision to omit a ...

Send us a Text Message. Ever had one of those weeks where everything at work seems to go haywire, yet somehow you're still laughing? That's where Tom and I found ourselves recently, and we're dishing out the details in our latest MT Alternative Podcast episode. Join us as we recount the mayhem of workplace escapades, from our very own 'Idiot Squad' to the humbling experience of a cherry picker breakdown. It's a roller coaster ride of mishaps and mirth, and we're bringing you along for every twis...