Chaos, Camouflage, and Cryptids in Conversation

Podcast Banter and Workplace Updates

Welcome to the MT Alternative Podcast with your host , mike , and Tom Tom . What's going on , man ? Not much , not much , huh Well , anything interesting this weekend so far , so far there is To tell Okay , you just heard it , the new name . Yes , we have gone from the MT Podcast To the MT Alternative Podcast . Yes , we have gone from the empty podcast to the empty alternative podcast . I kind of like it , I really like it . Well , the the alternative is you can hear something cool or you could hear some stupid shit . You never know . It's an alternative , which the latter is more than likely . Yeah , it depends . Well , later on in the cast , it's probably more likely the early part's going to be the good part . The later part might not be so informative . It could be . We've had some pretty informative stuff at the end of our podcast before . Yes , yes , I like to inform you that I'm drunk . Well , that usually happens too , not this , our podcast before . Yes , I like to inform you that I'm drunk . That usually happens too , not this podcast , though .

Nope , we did something a little different last time . It didn't work out so well . Just , stick to your true self . Get on a little rant . Yeah , don't try to do something different . Do what you do . I mean , it's all I feel . But there's better ways to say how you feel Certain time and a place to do that shit . Having my baby what a lovely way of saying how much you love me .

Who were you singing this to ? I don't know . I just thought of that when we were talking about , well , you know , I was worried because you were kind of looking at me . Oh , I mean , I felt a little flustered , flustered A little bit . Oh , oh , my voice does fluster people . I had a little tingly feeling . My singing does fluster some people . It flusters a lot of people , anyway .

So what the hell was going on at work this week ? Ah , we had some , had some pretty easy week . Actually , it wasn't too bad , not at all . A couple of trucks , a couple of issues , but all in all it was work . Yeah , it was work . Just ended up going in , going out . We're home . We kept busy . Yeah , we did , we did .

I can't believe they wanted to let us off Friday . Well , thanks to our boss . Yeah , hey , gina , shout out , but let's hope it doesn't happen this week . Yeah , well , I think , every single week after the end of the month or end of the quarter , it's always slow because they shoved so much out that week . Oh no , this is the beginning , now I know . So there's not really a lot built up yet , but we still have a lot to do in our own department . Right , with trucks coming in , more and more will come . We still got crap all over the floor . Right , we do . We do have crap all over the floor .

A lot of customers , anyways , let's talk about something different . Yeah , because you guys don't understand . We're talking about work . Only the Idiot Squad knows what we're talking about . Shout out to the Idiot Squad . However , they're not idiots for listening to us . They're idiots for working where we do Exactly , absolutely , absolutely .

Yeah , no offense to all you idiots who work there and make a living . Maybe a little offense . Yeah , you are working there . I'm a little offended that I work there still , but oh well , but anyways , notice , I didn't say any who . Yes , I noticed that I was happy . I just did See I was happy until then .

Yeah , well , I'll make it . Throw a little wrench into it . Yeah , speaking of wrenches , yes , my cherry picker went down this week . That was another thing that was frustrating . It was not fixed yesterday , was it ? No , it still tore all apart . So it wasn't a little dust . Did a little bit of dust do that ? Well , evidently not . I thought it did , but it didn't . Well , coincidence , there are no coincidences , there's no coincidences . I don't know , but the one I was driving was so slow I was afraid I was going to be in last week before I was over . That one sucked . I think I went to back in time . Go back in time . No , I didn't want to do that , but I did for a while . Yesterday . It all worked out , though .

So what else has been happening ? Oh , we're paying $15 a pound for sugar now , because it can't come through the port Get sugar here , cause a boat ran into the damn bridge . How did you pay $15 a pound for sugar ? I didn't . Oh , I'm just doing without because it's $15 a pound or it will be soon . Okay , well , it's not now . Not now , all right , when the port can't let through anybody like fertilizer and sugar , sugar , you know . Well , they do have some channels open now . I don't know if you've heard Some now , some now . They opened up another lane there , another one , yeah , but another one opens up . Yeah , we'll see what happens .

I think it's kind of a quick cleanup , though for what happened . Yeah , nothing to see here . Yeah , cleanup , though , for what happened ? Nothing to see here . Or you know , the strong taxpayers will get it up and rolling pretty good .

Well , it depends , that's what the insurance company's for Insurance . They had insurance , yeah , and now they're saying they don't have enough for that , supposedly , if I don't have enough insurance on my car when I run you over , whose fault is that ? Is the government going to come help me pay for your bills ? Why did you run me over ? Yeah , exactly . Well , why would you do that ? Well , because I have little insurance and the government can help me pay . Wouldn't that be more of a reason not to hit me ? No , because the government will help me pay for your bills , evidently , but you wouldn't have to pay my bills at all if you didn't hit me . Right , well , that's got nothing to do with anything . Well , it does if you don't hit me . The problem is , we did . But why Were you not paying attention ? There weren't safety barriers . Were you texting while driving ? No , no , no , we don't really know what they were doing .

I thought this was you , okay , but I was giving you a scenario of my taxpayers . Oh , it kind of goes back to the time where you broke in my house , or I broke in your house . You supposedly broke and you shot me . And I was just telling a story . It wasn't really me , right , it was a scenario . You said this is how mistakes happen Miscommunication , simulation , stimulation , no , simulation .

Oh , I was wondering how we got the stimulation . It was similar to stimulation . Eh , yeah , I'm confused . I am a professional at gibberish . Oh , I thought you were going to say never mind Professional stimulator . Yeah , I am that too . No , you're not .

I stimulate a lot of people . Every time I talk to somebody , it stimulates them to being pissed off . I can't help that . I talk against Joe Biden . That's true , a little bit . Yeah , I piss a lot of people off . That's true a little bit . Yeah , I piss a lot of people off about that .

Let's go , brandon . Hey , I'm Brandon . I've been here 50 years , remember , we're not making this one political . No , I'm sorry . Yeah , it was more comedy . Lgb . Yeah , anyway , anywho . No , anyway , you know we haven't brought up the word moist today at all . That's what I said . Yes , tom , almost spit it out . That would have been a terrible , terrible thing . It would have been because you were looking right at me . Yeah , flossy oak on your shirt , tom . Tell our audience what this is . This is a redneck statement . Okay , mossy oak yeah , it is a brand name . It is a brand name for Mossy oak .

Camouflage yes , you use deer hunting or Turkey . Well , any hunting , just hunting . Hunting People , people I didn't say people , not necessarily hunting , but just hunting Use them as that . Okay , I mean that could work . I mean , I guess I never personally use them when I stalk . I've never used , I don't stalk , but anyway . So what else are we going to talk about this week ? We're done

Camouflage Confusion and Bigfoot Debate

talking about Mossy Oak right now .

Camouflage yes , okay or no . Wait a minute . I do have one more complaint . Oh , whoever's listening , if you wear camouflage and you work on the highway and you put one of those fluorescent green vests on , don't do that . You're still camouflaged . Yeah , pick which one you want me to do . See you or not see you ? I get confused very easily , so please help me out here . I understand what you're saying . Don't do that . But maybe you shouldn't be driving if you're confused that easily . They shouldn't be out in the road with camouflage and neon . You either want me to see you or you don't want me to see you . Well , if you have camouflage and then you put a neon vest on Wait a minute .

And speaking of which , this makes me wonder why are airplanes camouflaged ? Why don't they have like clouds painted on the sides of them or something ? Some do . Some have whales on them or orcas Well , that's dumb . Why would you see a plane in the ocean ? Well , it's an orca in the sky . That would be stupid . No , not really . It's pretty awesome . Well , when have you ever known an orca to be in the sky ?

Just because you haven't seen it doesn't make it not true . Have you seen Bigfoot ever ? Yes , no , you haven't seen . It doesn't make it not true . Have you seen Bigfoot ever ? Yes , I see him on thousands of videos my wife sends me every day . Real life , yeah , in real life . She sends them to me every day .

Why is your wife sending you pictures of Bigfoot ? To try to convince me he's there ? Is she like screwing with you ? No , no . Does she really believe there's Bigfoot ? She made me watch an hour and a half movie last night on Bigfoot . I think she's just testing me and it was filmed in the dark . I think she wants to see how far she can go with you . I watched a black screen for most of the picture . She wants to see how far she can go with you . And I watched a black screen for most of the picture . Stop it . I watched a black screen for most of the picture , right , and while they hollered , you see him . There he is . No , I see a black screen . I don't have your infrared here at my house , like you have obviously seeing whatever creature you're seeing poop behind the tree , so why don't they have this night vision cameras ? I don't mind her wanting me to get involved in what she's interested in . I don't mind that at all . What I mind is watching a black screen and pretending that there's something going on . I can do that by reading a book or watching Mountain Monsters , because at least I can see their shenanigans . Oh , we're going to build this big old thing and it's going to come down here and some bitch is going to murder down here . Oh , yes , very much so . Oh , but they build these immaculate traps to catch whatever they're trying to catch and I'm not sure what they're doing , but it's entertaining to watch , right ? I would much rather watch that than a blank screen . Oh , yeah , I , yeah , I totally get that . Listen to people screaming . There he goes . No , where'd he go ? I can't see anything , right . Right , it's dark , turn the light on , do something . There he is , what there ? Who is there ? What is ? Yeah , the black , oh , wham A tree , and running around out there in the middle of the night you could get bit by a rattle spider . I know this firsthand . Oh , here we are back to the rattle spiders . That was a real spider at one time in my mind , in your mind . Yes , I was drunk on water , I mean , and you listened to your buddy , yeah , who told me the water I was drinking was moonshine . Maybe in 15 thought I was really drunk on water and got bit by a rattle spider . But anyway , all this in one night , yeah , it was all in one night . What an exciting evening , yeah , for a 15 year old . If you guys have been listening to our podcasts , you've already got the story about the rattle spider , unfortunately , and it was pretty funny for everybody around me , everyone around you Except for me , except for you . Yes , it was a little , I don't know . Now , did you get bit by this imaginary rattlespider ? Evidently I did not . I got bit by stinging nettle A who , a plant , it's stinging nettle and it stung me on the arm and put a big whelp on my hand . Put a big whelp there and they convinced me that I had been bitten . You sure ? Oh , that's what they told you was a rattlespider ? Yes , they had convinced me that I had been bitten by a rattlespider Stinging metal if you hit it , it stings . So you were an idiot at a young age , very young , very , very young . I come from a long line of idiots , a long lineage of idiots , yes , a long list of idiots . Oh shit , it starts with my brother . Was he the number one idiot ? No , no , he was like the third . Oh , I had three sisters , one of many in the line of idiots . Oh , yeah , there was nine of us . So the idiot tradition continues , yeah , for a while . Excellent , we have good time , though you did lose one of your sisters this past year . Yes , I did , and we went out to Kansas and had a service for her and it turned out pretty good . I got to see a lot of people I hadn't seen in years . That's always good , yeah . Family friends , yeah , and I think a lot of them are wanting to listen to the alternative podcast . Why would they want to listen to this , the empty alternative ? Well , because it's an alternative from the life they live , just like everybody else . Why do you watch a little escape for a while . Sure , why do you watch a TV program ? A little escape , I hear you . That's why I come here every two weeks podcast . It's an escape , we have been told . We talk nonsense , don't make sense . But you know what ? It clears your mind for about an hour . It takes you back to when you were just Makes you wonder . And then , when it's done , things that make you go hmm , yeah , what the hell were they talking about ? They're not sure . They're not sure what it is , but I think that's going to keep coming out . Sorry about that . Tom's very popular . There's a lot of fans . Yeah , I have a lot of fans . One's in the window , all right , so but yeah , it just would be a lot interesting . Excuse me , yeah , it just would be a lot more interesting if I could see what my wife sees when she sees these Bigfoot videos . I wonder why she thinks this way , as a lot of people do . Well , what makes someone like you and I not think that ? Whether the people believe this ? What is it ? Tom ? Not too much . I don't know what it is . Oh , I got a weird message , a funky message from A weird message . Funky message , I have no idea . That's why it's so weird . I don't even know where this area code is from and somebody asks me if I'm working . Well , you are working right now , in a bit away . I wouldn't respond though , just in case . Yeah , I understand , but I don't even know who this guy is . I'm not sure what's the area code Don 714 . Yes , we could look that up . Yeah , we could . We could look it up real quick . We have technology now let's do it for shits and giggles . It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits Exactly . And I'm giggling now . Okay , I'm giggling now . Oh , oopsie , daisy . Anaheim , california . Oh , I know everybody in California . You're a leftist , I knew it Secret . It're a leftist , I knew it Secret , it's a secret . You're a leftist . Don't tell anybody . I just told everybody just now . Oh , all 10 of us , 11 . Okay , 11 . Yeah , I did get one more . Shout out to the new , stephanie Rose . I haven't sent her anything yet , so she's not new yet , but she will be when I send her one . I want to know what you're not telling me . I want to know who you know in California . Why would you know someone in California ? Why , I'm not sure . I used to live there . I was three . Do you know , anaheim has a population of 346,824? . Anaheim , you know that now , don't you ? I do , I'm just wondering . The area code also covers Anaheim , fullerton Garden Grove , huntington Beach , orange , santa Ana and portions of Newport Beach , costa Mesa and Tustin . Oh , that explains it . That explains it All , right . So now you know who this person might be . I used to go by and give coffee to a homeless person in Mesa . Why would you give your phone number out ? He needed to talk . What does he want To talk ? Why aren't you talking to him ? This could be good for our show . He wants to know if I'm working and I'm working . Oh , I'll call him back later . I'll meet you right back . Fuck you . No , he's homeless . He has enough to deal with now . He doesn't know it's really you . You could have had a different number . He does know . He sent it to me . You could have a different number now I could Could be someone else with that number . I should tell him yes , I'm working , I'm flying over more . You should say where the fuck are you ? You should be here too . Yeah , yeah , why aren't you working with me ? This is hard all by myself . I say we fuck with him . Okay , let's do it online . We have a guest , let's do it , but he doesn't know where he is . Ask him when the fuck are you ? You're supposed to be here with me . Don't say yes or no , because that might fuck you up on something . Yeah bye , I was just wondering why you're not here with me . Excellent , now we'll just wait , see if what happens happens . Alright , is this person going to participate in this conversation ? Or I hope it's not someone that is a family member that's got some bad news to tell , because I might have some family members that live in California . We once did , and I know Well , I'm glad you didn't swear then . Well , my nieces , because I would have my nieces , they live in . Well , one lives in . I have hundreds of nieces . Do you love nieces to pieces ? Yes , I do love my nieces to pieces ? Excellent , but I have several of them and it's hard for me to All right Back up for a minute . Why would you have family in California ? We lived there at one point . Why ? I'm not sure I was three Leftist . Maybe my mom was , I don't know . Leftist I'm not . You know I knew something different about you . Yeah , there is something different about me . You're not who I thought you were . Who'd you think I was Not a leftist . I'm not a leftist . I don't believe you . I do believe me . You know how , how I don't like Joe Biden . That's what a leftist would say no , no , no . They would say well , you're offensive and everything you do hurts my feelings . And you can't say that because it's against my rights and you have to go against your rights to do everything to make my rights better . Okay , that does sound like a leftist . See , I'm not really one . I know about them , but I'm not one . You said that pretty well , though , like you've been waiting to say that your whole life I have been . I really want people to understand that I don't do that . Okay , I'm going to believe you and I own a gun . So there Do you have one right now ? Not right now , but I own one you owned . I own one . They haven't sent back yet . Why aren't they sending back ? That's a good question . I had actually a conversation with someone about this a couple weeks ago and and they talk like my brother-in-law Were you satisfied with the conversation ? Hacked up , gibberish . Was your brother-in-law working here at this location ? I don't know . He might have been the president , evidently . I don't know . I'm having a gun worked on and it's been months and I haven't gotten it back , and blah , blah , blah . I'm about ready to get a lawyer . It's really getting crazy . But anyway , that's another story . We have time . I just don't understand why okay , if I go somewhere and buy a gun , why that particular manufacturer has the right to sell me the gun but doesn't have the means to back the gun as soon as something goes wrong . They dump it in somebody else's lap . Okay , you got the money for this gun . Then I would just say if I own the gun , so I say sorry , sir , I will deal with the manufacturer on this , or the supplier . Here is another gun to replace Any problems . That's perfect . Please let me know if there's any other issues and then they can have my gun when the manufacturer gets one . Thank you for your business , sir . Please come back . But no , they don't do that . We have to get it . Is the manufacturer's warranty . Was the gun stolen ? No , I don't know . I get very little information . Was it used and someone wanted to get rid of it ? I bought it brand new . That you thought . No , no , I bought this gun brand new , okay , and then when it went bad , no problem , we'll get it sent . We'll send it off to the manufacturer because I don't have anybody here that'll work on that . Something to do with the spring and the trigger seems simple . I mean I don't understand what springs and triggers , I mean , have to do with flying to the moon and being an astronaut , because evidently there's not very many people that can do this . Wow , I had to send it to springfield , missouri , to get it freaking worked on . So now there it is . So it's in missouri right now , probably duck hunting somewhere , some , so they're testing it . They're probably some kid that's the gun shop owner's kid . When was the last time you've been to this gun shop and said hey , what's going on ? Two weeks ago I talked to someone and did you say listen , I'm not waiting any longer . I told them I would like a refund and they said that they would get back to me when corporate called them . Then I would say I'll tell you what . Why don't you give me corporate's number and I'll take care of this ? I've already emailed corporate and you get a response Not yet . So I've been three days waiting on corporate to call me . You think maybe you're getting fucked . I do , for whom's doing the fucking ? I don't know , but it's not me , because I'm not enjoying it . No , you're the receiver . Yeah , obviously . See , it feels like I'm back in prison . Obviously , you're the receiver . It feels like I'm back in prison , getting my socks washed by Jesse next door . Ah , good old prison sex . Yeah , that's the only time morning sex is not fun . Waking up to sex in prison is not fun . No , especially when you're involved . No , hey , wait a minute , I would never be involved in prison sex . Are we still moving ? Yeah , we're still moving . Okay , that's bad for you , good for us . Everything looks good . We're still moving along , which means I'm sorry , you can still hear us , but here we are , we're still in , which means I'm sorry , you can still hear us , but here we are , we're still in your home . I'm not sorry at all . They can hear us , me too . They should be hearing us . Listen . If you can still hear us , it's your fault . Quit bitching . Yeah , you're still listening , not us . You ought to turn things off . Don't turn it off . Obviously , we said something that intrigued you . Yes , we're intriguing . Or you're just listening to a bunch of idiots ? Yeah , that's what we do ? Probably not . But this is why we changed our name , because we have been from To protect the innocent . No , that's not why that's some other lady . Okay , that protects the innocence of some other lady , but anyway I get confused . We've changed our name because the alternative means we can talk about serious stuff or alternative . It doesn't mean we go for alternative lifestyles . I want to correct that right now . Yeah , no confusion there . None for him . I'm still confused about my lifestyle . Tom's a lot of . I'm not confused at all . I'm trisexual . Hopefully he doesn't mean he'll try anything . I'll try anything sexual . He's lying , not anything . I am lying . He's lying . Yes , don't believe him . I don't believe me . Get your hand off my knee , oh , no , no , no , no , that didn't happen at all . You can't see what he just said . See how irritating it is to watch something you cannot see . See , I've been trying to explain this to some other lady for a while . It's irritating to not be able to see what is going on While there's hands on my shoulder . No , if you all could see , if you all could only see . Yeah , well , someday we'll have video Speaking of hands on my shoulder . I didn't realize . When you're getting a prostate exam , both hands went on your shoulder . How does that happen ? I don't know how to tell you this . Well , see , I thought the same thing . So I have decided okay , I'm getting a different dentist . You probably should . Why I thought he was pretty good . No , he was good at filling cavities . You don't need a prostate exam at the dentist . You said I did no , no , no , no , no , no , that has nothing to do with your behind . Well , a dentist is there to check out your mouth , your teeth , your gums , not your little pucker up in the back . Oh , dentist does not need to be back there . Well , he lied , yeah , he did . And you know what's even funnier , you fell for it . No , that's what's funny , I didn't fall at all . You sure , I'm pretty sure I didn't fall . He stood you right up , did he ? No , no , I was in a chair . Wait a minute . He said he could reach my molars better if I was on my stomach . Let's God , let's stop . It's one of those new dental procedures . So , anyways , how was the weather this morning up in Ferguson ? It was chilly . Was it Any snow at all ? No , no , no , snow . Excellent , okay , there's that alternative . See , we talk about different shit . See , there's the alternative . See , we talk about different shit . See , there's the alternative . See , we thought we'd just prove our point . You thought you'd prove our point . We're an alternative group , not that alternative . That's not what we mean . We're an alternative band . Yeah , that's what it is . Oh , mate , so there's got to be something else to talk about . Did you say cellmate , what ? No , I did earlier . We've already talked about the old . What the hell was that ? So , anyway , anywho , there's got to be something else to talk about today . Like , oh , I got some tires . How come you never brought your lawnmower to get that fixed ? Oh , because I had to put the new lawnmower in my car this morning . So , but see , if you get the old lawnmower fixed , josh will have a lawnmower . Yeah , and I won't have to move it back and forth . There you go . But Shout out to you Josh yeah , shout , I won't have to move it back and forth . There you go . Shout out to you Josh . Yeah , shout out to Josh , you're mowing your own lawn , buddy , his yard needs mowed and so . But anyway , I'm barely home . Anyways , I could actually have his yard mowed this time and get the lawn mower fixed next time , and then , by the time it needs mowed again , he'll have a mower . But now it needs mowed before I can get the mower fixed . Now , here we go , here we go . You dropped the lawnmower off at his house this morning . Yep , shouldn't he be mowing the lawn now ? So when you get back home , you'd be able to pick it up , bring it right home . That's what we're going to shoot for , but I don't know if he's made it home yet . Well , he's farting around at the store . Well , they got a lot to do . They had several things to do . Corbin had his sleep test last night . How'd that go ? I haven't really asked him . What kind of papa are you ? I've been here . I did go to see him yesterday before he went to his . Well , what time did he get out this morning ? Six o'clock , 630 . You were up , yeah , but they were gone already . Josh didn't go either , though . Yes , no , he didn't go to the sleep test . He couldn't go to the sleep test , right ? No , they only let one person in at a time . Well , he could go , but he'd be bored . Yeah , he'd be out in the car . That'd be real fun . That'd be practice for when he's sleeping in his car . Yeah , not that he's going to be . But yeah , things are going on with mine too , but I've just dealt with it . But so let's talk about this date that we're going to release our very first podcast . Hoping everything goes right , we can release our first one on 4-20 . Okay , which won't be this one , but we have several that's coming pretty quick . It really is , and it could be this one , that wouldn't hurt my feelings . This is a pretty good one . I still say the first one needs to go out . The very first one needs to go out . It explains who we are , the stupid shit we do . Yeah , and it had the original empty podcast name and we were just searching the waters . There was a few people that we worked with and a few close friends that we've allowed listen and we feel pretty sure that this needs to go public . We got a little feedback , but again , that is the idiot squad . Emphasis on idiot , right , yeah , we're all idiots . So if you feel like you're an idiot also and need to smile for about an hour every day , this is where you need to be . We hope that we're Hope to have some t-shirts lined up soon with our logo . Hats and t-shirts . Oh , we're doing hats too . Whatever Cups , hats what kind of cups ? Coffee cup , not an athletic supporter cup . Well , sure you could have our name on your Athletic supporter cup . Excellent , yeah , yeah , mt alternative on my nuts Name on your athletic supporter cup ? Excellent , yeah yeah . Empty alternative on my nuts the protection you need . Didn't know you needed . The empty alternative , the protection you never knew you needed , the protection you never knew you needed , that's exactly us . We are going to protect you listeners , listeners from all kinds of sheepish shit . Don't be a sheep . Lots of sheepish shit . Yeah , don't be a sheep . What about ? Like other shit ? Yeah , don't be other shit either . Don't be a shithead . Yeah , plain and simple Shithead . They have soft craniums . Don't do that . No , soft cranium is not good . We saw a picture of a guy with soft craniums . Don't do that . No , soft cranium is not good . We saw a picture of a guy with a soft cranium and it doesn't look good . Saw a guy with no freaking jaw , chin or something , whatever the hell . That was man . That was pretty damn strange . It looked like a worm . But the other guy with the dent in his head that's the one I was talking about . Something's not right . What was that noise is not right . What was that noise ? Nothing , yeah , nothing fell on my head . Mom , we're good . Yeah , let's see . We're going to go shooting again , didn't we just ? We really need to . I know we need to and we can do it anytime . I need to go down , tom , I want a new shotgun . So bad , let's go get one . I really do . Okay , we'll be right back . Oh , not now . All of a sudden we're back . Okay , look at this , that's when we're most excited , when we get new little toys . Yeah , when we get new toys , we're like men . We'll go back and listen Back . When we get new toys , we're like men Back and listen Back . When we started , we were real you know , it's kind of hard not to bring up politics Really been biting my tongue through this whole episode . I know I have been too . I have things I want to say , but I don't want to be a dick shittier , I don't either . People hear enough of that crap . Yeah , go to Facebook and you'll hear about it . There's a time and a place to bring that shit up . But and speaking of time and a place , I'm just hoping people smarten up before , uh , november , november , whatever , fourth or whatever that is . Yeah , I just I don't know . I don't see how people understand . Look at you all . Had you all had a sample ? You had four years of one guy orange man , bad , oh god , oh , blah , blah . Then you had let's go brandon . Okay , how ? Here's what . He's a very passionate man . He's a fucking idiot . Okay , here's what . I know where he is . Listen to what he said back in the day . People , yep , okay , so here we go . He's the racist . We have a an issue . We're going to build back better , right , but ever since , let's talk about what's happened since he's been there . We've tore down the border , we've tore down a bridge , we've tore down six inner city blocks in Seattle . We blame Trump for everything . People , he's been gone for almost four years now . Stop blaming him . Look in the mirror . Where is it happening now ? Your president now is a freaking idiot . Sorry , not sorry . And your vice president is more of an idiot . Yeah , because she is coherent and still says stupid shit . God , it's sad . Why do you people think she never won any of the debates ? Why was she out right off the bat ? So , anyway , it's like Puppet Masters , yeah , anyways . Okay , now let's move on . What are we moving on to ? North Carolina State Basketball . Moving on up , moving on up . North Carolina State Basketball on up , moving on up . North Carolina State basketball How's that for the only ? They got a tough , tough test . Purdue . They're the only team to make it to the Final Four that had a record of 11 losses . How's that happen ? Luck , I think . Determination , and heart and luck . Yeah , you've got to have a little luck , just a little luck . But if they do get past Purdue , they're still going to have to play Alabama or Connecticut , or Connecticut , yeah , and which either one is very , very tough . However , speaking of Connecticut , I think the women's basketball team in connecticut got robbed last night . Yeah , the more I see it . I've watched replays while we were out in the old porch there , right , you were on the phone . Porch time full , bullshit , bullshit call , bullshit call . Yeah , well , they let it go . The whole game , that's what they say . And then , all of a sudden , the girl sells it . One girl stands in , the other girl bops back and it's like oh , she pushed me . No , that's not what happened . You sold it . Listen , this is like soccer . She was taught by LeBron . You know what it's funny ? You say that LeBron even complained about the call . No , he did not , he did . That's what I was reading . He did not . I swear to God , he did . As he flopped , he said it was a bullshit call . Well , there you go , you have it now . Even a flopper says it's a bullshit call . Yeah , even somebody who does that kind of thing says that was dumb . Okay , there you go , take that for what it's worth Exactly . That's not the way you end the Final Four game . Not at all , not at all . It's sort of like the call in the Super Bowl . Which one ? That last call there where the pass interference in the end zone right down there , what was that ? It had been going on the whole game , and now you're going to call it and it's Tiki Tac . Yeah , speaking of Tiki Tac , what ? You got some Tic Tacs ? No , no , but that reminded me of the little song right before one of my favorite shows that I used to watch . Which one's that ? Weeds ? Oh , and the houses are a little ticky tacky and they're all in a row Ticky tacky , kevin Nealon . What's the girl's name ? I don't really know . Sarah , sarah McGellar ? No , no , I don't know . Not Jessica Parker . It was pretty good . It was a pretty good flick for a while , good enough for me to go out and buy all the DVDs . I'll be honest , I only watched the first season because it was on HBO or something . Yeah , it was . But I bought all the seasons and watched them on DVD . All four or five . Four or five seasons , yeah , something like that . But it was a decent flick , turned out all right . I took a sippy poo . You can't take a sippy poo , but I did . I did this time you sure did . I didn't make your eyeballs bulge out or nothing , nope , get that silliness out of my system , did you ? Yeah , yeah , a little bit . You know what happened . What happened ? You got to talking about politics there for a while , took the silliness right out of your sails . Yeah , you know what , though ? I didn't go off like I did last week , but you had help , but I got my point across . That's what I wanted to say . Okay , cool , there's a lot more , but not going to do it , it's not worth it . We got several more podcasts . Like I said , people can hear that shit anywhere , anytime . There'd be a place you'd come to just to enjoy life . P Diddy , just a couple idiots . Where's he gone , p Diddy , p Diddler , where'd he go to enjoy life ? He will be enjoying something . You know he's going to sing . He's gonna sing . All of them are . They're all going to sing . I think Hillary or Oprah's gonna have them off . Man , before all's said and done , I really believe that He'll end up committing suicide , probably . Yeah , you might be right there . Tomas , oh , don't call me a dumbass . That was a drinky poo . That was like a big sippy poo . Yeah , I enjoyed that one . I was wondering when you were going to come up for air . Well , I have to sip this one nice and clean , because it's my last one . That's your last one ? Yes , no , no , no , you got one in the fridge . Oh , yeah , I'm not keeping up very well . See , see , you don't have answers for everything . No , I don't . But see , that answer just made me happy because I have another one . I've had two and Tom's had four . No , I've had three . All right , tom's open two equivalent to four of mine . No , how's that that better ? Yeah , pretty much . How's this ? This sounds much better . I said it right , but go ahead . Tom has kept pace while Mike has fell behind . No , that sounds much better . Mike's behaving during the podcast . I'm behaving Okay . Listen , you sound like a leftist here getting all excited . No , no , no , no , yeah , you kind of did . Nah , you get very defensive . No , no , no , no , yeah , you kind of did . Nah , you get very defensive . Well , that's what I was . Just . It's the pollen . The pollen is there . There's no pollen in my house . It takes my voice . There's no pollen in my house . We've been in here for over an hour 25 minutes . No , it's been over an hour . C , 25 minutes no , it's been over an hour . Crap , we've been doing this for 40 minutes . 40? , 40 minutes . We've got 40 minutes of stuff already . We've got 40 minutes of stuff already . Tomas , you poor assholes have been listening to us for 40 minutes . Idiots yeah , you are on the Idiot Squad . Here comes the Idiot Squad Official idiots . Yes , you all are official idiots and we love you . Soon , once we get this thing going , we're going to have to have like a weekly prize of a t-shirt or a hat or something . Yeah , we have to send something . Yes , we have to do this . And a shout out to some of our furthest listeners . We have some in Arizona . Yes , my sisters live out in Arizona and I have one in Austin , texas , which is a liberal state , and he's fighting for air every day . Shout out to Austin , your friend in Austin . Yes , listener to Austin . Not the idiots that moved there from California . No , sorry , idiots . No , you're not even idiots , you're dumbasses from California . There you go , move back to your state . You made it that way . Yeah , don't wreck Texas . The people who moved out there from Kansas are trying to better it . Brad , oh , okay , so there are some people from Kansas trying to better it ? Yes , okay , and Dwight Dwight actually lives out there . Dwight Yoakum Nope , no , nope . Another buddy of mine . I went to school with Dwight Eisenhower . Nope , you're close , well , not really that close . Oh , okay , dwight Ludke , who it's nowhere near Eisenhower . No , that's not close at all . Tom , that's not even near it . However , shout out to him , he's not a listener yet , but he will be soon , as soon as I send it to him Once again . Our faithful idiot squad yes , we have those faithful six or eight listeners there . They grow every day . They're growing . We get that one idiot squad member who keeps telling us she wants our stuff but never listens to it . Yeah , you know who you are . How come you haven't Rachel ? How come you haven't made this ? No , we're supposed to call her fat , remember ? Oh , you know who you are fat . Yeah , you're fat , not F-A-T , p-h-a-t , p-h-a-t . I wonder if you spell it the same as fatso , p-h-a-t-s-o . Yeah , you could say that , okay , it's T-U fatso . And we can't forget birthday cake . Yep , aka butter knife . Aka Kawasaki , suzuki , suzuki , sorry , suzuki . Any other motorcycle , some other motorcycle , not a Harley , everything but a Harley . No , some other motorcycle . Then there's Kathy , our moonshine expert . Yes , she is the moonshine expert , yes , she is , which is kind of scary . Then we got Joshosh yeah , the one that barely has a home . He's an expert on everything , but he barely has a home . No , he's , it's getting better now . Oh , he's getting better . Yes , well , then he'll be happy to hear that himself from you . Yes , well , it is getting better , it's gonna have a yard , he's gonna have a yard mode , he's going to have a yard mode . And you know , now he's got his other tenants , let's put it that way . And then you have a full house , a wonderful life , where you are right now . Yeah , so let's talk about moist . Wow , wow , that must have hurt . They bring that up , holy shit . You heard it here the first time . Tom mentioned that . We've talked about that too much , actually . Oh , shit , so we're going to move right on to the next one . I think we're going to end this show right now . Oh , are we going to end it ? Yeah , we're going to end this one , okay , yeah , because I could use a porch time . Yeah , a little porch time , a little porch time . Anyways , until next time , I hope everybody right now enjoyed our episode of the MT Alternative podcast , and the alternative is this is much better than the alternative . Out mowing grass in the yard on a Saturday afternoon , that could be fun too . That's kind of relaxing . I don't mind mowing my grass , but then again I'm on a rider , so I just kind of chill and kick back . See , I do mind still push mow and I like it better that way . You could make it a rider . Well , I could , you could . I do live in the area where rednecks rule . I mean , people make go-karts out of the mower motors . Why don't you just put one with the blade and just put around ? Man , yeah , I could do that See . Yeah , see , I might go home and just ride my mower around , just sit on it and yeah . Well , see , it's got to be one of those self-propelled mowers , though . Yeah , you know what sucks about those when the self-propelled stops working . Try pushing that damn thing . Oh , I know it don't work , does it ? Yeah , that's when you get up under and cut that belt right off , that bitch . That does suck , holy crap . Yeah , we make adjustments . Anyways , I digress . Yep , here you go . So until next time , keep your third eye open . Start watching some real footage , not news , but do some research . Do your own research on everything that's going on . Open your third eye . Leave the news alone . That goes for MSNBC , cnn , fox , all of them . Do your own homework . Find people you trust . You'll see things in a different light . 1440 is not always the way to go either . No , I mean , for the most part it is . But everybody has an agenda . Everybody has an agenda . Always remember , stay true to what you believe . Don't let anybody influence you . Just know how you were raised , even if it is in a leftist kind of way . Even if you do enjoy jokes , it's okay to be you Circus . Just don't force other people to do your same stuff and don't be angry . Live and let live . Everybody should do that . Live and let live Right and don't be angry . Live and let live . Everybody should do that . Live and let live Right and don't be angry because we don't . But anyway , have a great afternoon Everybody . Have a good couple of weeks . We will see you on the next time and give you a good alternative . Alright , take care . God bless , until next time Later .