Porch Time, Rough Headlines, and Falling Down a Rock Rabbit Hole

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Hey Tom, what's going on, bud? Hey, Mike, not too much. We're out here on the porch just enjoying this beautiful day. March twenty-first.

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Yeah. By the time everybody listens to this, it'll probably be a month later. But hey, it's the way it is. Yeah. It's our lives. Things take time. A little.

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We took a little time this week, didn't we?

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Yeah, we did. Not a nice day. Overcast, but I mean it's pleasant. Yeah.

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It it really is. There's libraries.

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Very good. This is awesome.

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Yeah.

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At least we get porch time.

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I love porch time.

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Work's gonna be hell. Might as well get that out of the way. We always bring up our little stupid job.

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You know, it's a bittersweet thing. We got our new boss. Yeah. Yeah, new boss. He seems like he's gonna be a good guy.

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Yep.

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And you know, he's learning the ropes. Yeah, just like we all are. Kind of going blind. Just like we all are. But you know, it's it's gonna it's gonna turn out all right, I think.

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Hopefully we get past this next week. In one piece, four trucks. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Something will be delayed.

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Yeah. Well, they that's why we got four trucks next week, is because they delayed the ones this week to you know how they shuffle things.

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Yep, same shit.

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Yeah. But anyway. Yeah, like I say, it's a bittersweet thing because if they weren't doing all these trucks, we wouldn't have all this overtime and all this hours and a pretty decent check here lately.

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So I like the decent check without busting my ass six days a week.

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I would love for him to give us a raise where we wouldn't have to bust our ass every day to bust. I don't mind a little kids meet. Right. Right. But make it make it easier if we got that money without the same way we do. Even if you own your own business, you're still working more than you want to.

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Oh, that's absolutely true. But it's satisfying, more satisfying.

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It really is. More rewarding.

Headlines And Bad News Fatigue

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Absolutely. So let's go over a few of the uh headlines for the week first.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Weekly. We were just looking at that historic flooding. Oh, Hawaii, yeah. And I guess there's gonna be a dam nearing failure. Oh, that's crazy. 230 people have been rescued so far. Damage could top one billion.

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Damn. You know, you gotta ask yourself, what what does God have against Hawaii after the fire?

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Oh, everywhere, really. All this weird ass weather.

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And I didn't mean that like that. I was just like, you know.

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No, no, no, I know what you mean.

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But it's just crazy that that one area now all of a sudden is just devastated twice.

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This is might be a this is an island of Hawaii. Uh uh. So And I'm not even gonna try to pronounce it because I'm shit. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. All right. Conflict in the Middle East still goes on. I I hate to say this, but I heard some military guy talking yesterday. Yeah, the bombing and everything's good. But you're actually gonna get have to get put on the you know, feet on the ground. Right. Yeah. Because we've done this before, and it's true. Bomb the hell out of them. Bomb the hell out of them.

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But yeah, e eventually you can't.

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I hate to have the feet on I hate I hate the I said that before. I don't that's the part I don't like. But we're in this now. So I guess if we want to end this quick. Terrorist a terrorist.

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Yeah. And you gotta take control of what you Yeah. It's just bad. It's bad, bad.

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Let's see what else. Uh Chuck. Chuck Norris, man.

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Yeah. I hate that.

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I hate that too. He was a good I thought Chuck would go on forever.

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Uh what was that? Uh the first movies when he made those going to Vietnam and what were those? Action Oh, yeah. Was it a Delta Force? Yeah, he was a Delta Force. One, two, three, four, five, whatever the hell of those. But wasn't there one where he came up out of the water with a jacket of Yeah.

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I thought that was Delta Force, but I might be wrong.

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There was where he went over and was rescuing Well, they're all the same.

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POWs, yeah. They're all kind of the same. But I yeah, I like I said, I thought it was Delta Force, but anyway.

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But anyway, rest in peace, Mr. Chuck. We enjoyed everything. The one thing I remember is Kelly talking about uh most people teabag, Chuck Norris potato sacks.

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Never heard that. I haven't heard it. He said some uh Chuck Norris said some of his favorite ones on some show. I've saw it on YouTube. I'm not thinking I can't remember them all, but there's some good ones. But yeah, rest in peace, Chuck.

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Yep.

Confess From Sweden Deep Dive

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Yep. Alright, so I want to talk about a band called Confess from Sweden. There's another band, Confess, I found out from Iran. That's a little heavier for me. Yeah. But Confess from Sweden. Great band, 80 sounded. Sleege Rock is what I call it. Let's see, we got a little stuff on it here. But I found this band through YouTube. They've been around for a while, so I don't want to make it sound like it's a new band. But to me, it's a new band. Right. I think I've caught it either YouTube or Spotify. You know you listen to bands you like that, and they'll put other bands kind of simulated.

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Yeah.

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Exactly. So give me a little history of the band here. Uh Confessor, a Swedish Hyde Rock, well, Swedish metal band from Stockholm. Known for irongy rips, big choruses, and a blend of gritty metal and melodic rock. Think of LA Guns, kind of Guns and Rhodes, and I can that kind of garage sound, I guess. They formed in early 2010, made a splash in the European Hyde Rock. Sound combines old school sleeps, metal, swagger, and modern production and hooks that appeals to fans of bands like Crash Diet Highcore Superstar. Which I've never heard of either one of them, I'll be honest. But I'd let you listen to a little bit to get that 80 type 5 and everything updated a little bit. Tracks like Spitfire don't put them back on the map after a break. Uh they've gone through lineup changes, most recently bringing back the original basic Lucky. Lucky. Lucky and adding producer turned guitar at the time. I remember the dynamic between frontman John Elliott's commanding vocals. The guy does have a good voice. The band's guitar work, which you said you like the guitar work on. Exactly. If people like that 80s type music, I think this band uh gives a bit gritty yet melodic edge. Uh get into the discography. Albums prior to the turn air include jail 2014 and Haunted 2017. After some time away, they returned with renewed energy and signed to Frontier's music, gearing up for a fourth album. Upcoming album. Not a new band, but new to me, but they're coming up with some new a new album May 15th of this year. Beat tracks like Wicked Temptations and the title track. Uh Metamorphos. The band describes it as their most ambitious and crafted record yet with heavy rips and strong melodies. And I guess I what I like about them, Tom is, like I said, that music to me brings back my most sound. At the time that was always the background music. But that music takes me back more the sound than anything. But like I said, with a newer sound. Exactly. That's you know, and that's what I like. I mean, you know, I go back to the morning classically.

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You know, we're stuck in this our our group. You know, we just uh we that's what we like. And and the more people who understand that and pick up and try to uh Yeah, and it's not that they want to continue.

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It's not that they want to copy anybody. But it's called taking it and doing something different with it, but having that sound.

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Just like our our newfound wonder band we love. Oh Cody Parks. Cody Parks, but that's awesome. It takes different things, it makes them different, and it's just wonderful. We like that guy.

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I love his mashups, I love his covers, and I love his own his own stuff.

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His own stuff is wonderful.

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But see, like the band The Warning, I was gonna say, they do the same thing. Classic. See, newer bands, that's what you gotta do. You gotta put the classic rock.

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You have to throw it all the way up. Right, right.

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You know, it doesn't have to be the same. We don't want to go I don't want to go back to the 80s, but just take that sound and tweak it, make it your own. Uh but uh I think I love melodic guitars. Right. Let's see. Uh let's let's see what they're I'm gonna read this. Uh with high rock and melodic hooks, pretty accessible. This is their musical style and influences. Uh you get two big choruses and read-a-ready moments, appealing to fans of glam infused high rock and modern metal, which we've just been discussing. Uh the new material expands into more commercial territory while keeping it ferocity and attitude. Okay. Um I mean, if anybody wants to check anything out, check out uh West Highway, uh Gail, uh and uh those are my favorites right now. But like I said, I'm still looking into the band like I found it just weeks ago.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

That's why I brought it up last week. I remember when you go.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

But uh yeah, that's a new band for me, and that's what I'm listening to. So right now, basically on my playlist, it's been The Warning, Cody Park, and now uh Confess. And there's other bands in there, but I'm trying to go a little heavier into Confess because it's new to me. So that's what I've been on. Uh and I still have my mellow stuff. Oh yeah. But I'm that's what I'm breaking up my playlist now. So it's like I got playlists for this, playlist for that. Old man problems.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

Yeah. Some of us have.

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But uh yeah, any folks, check them out. If you're into that kind of music, definitely check them out. Give them a little love. Find them on you know, check out their performances. They got some live performances on YouTube, even. But anyways, confess people.

A Fake Ad And The Little Dudes

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Take a check on that.

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Alright, so let's uh take a break for the little dudes.

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Yeah, don't we have to play a commercial or something?

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Yeah. We'll do that during uh we'll do that before we intro into the little dudes this time. Okay. Yeah, that's what we'll do. So we'll be right back after our little commercial break in the little dudes. Yep.

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You've already committed afternoon, bud. What's happening? Oh, what do you mean over there? I'm right here, bud. Okay. I'm over here. What's going on? Any cool shit happening? Hanging out on Saturday, having a good time. Weather. Okay. Okay. Weather's supposed to be sunny, but it's supposed to be sunny, but it's not. It's cloudy. Okay. I've been looking up in the sky and everything. I have a neighbor. I can see you do it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Some people say you are there. Okay. Well, anyway. Okay. I don't believe it. Okay, that's why you see believe it. Somebody sees like calling you at home. Evidently he's alive. He ain't even here. So that's why nobody sees him. Why does he want to walk around the woods? Have you seen America lately? You live in a home. I just thought that it was crazy. I just thought it was crazy. That's the reason nobody ever said a big boy. So I can believe that. I can believe that. Yeah. There's a lot of people. Anyway, back to my story. I go and vegan with her. You don't even know anybody. Did anybody ever tell you they're vegan? Do you know anybody who's a vegan? This one being closed right. Okay. He was a respectable guy. You said the one word that weird at all. Respectable. But he was at my party a couple of weeks ago. He was showing down on all kinds of bee. He never told me he was vegan. Was he a closet vegan? That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, this is a worse kind. Oh no, he'd be a closet meeting. Closet meeting. Yeah, why is it? That's the worst thing to have. Did you know the way to mail? Wait a minute. Maybe there's something you don't know about still it. Maybe. Just maybe he's out here. Uh-huh. Maybe he's not eating these wheels. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Please don't tell me you grabbed the wheeler and ate it. Well no, I'm not the leader with his wheel. It was it where it is. Why would you move the pickles to see what's behind it? Because the mustard kind of got me. But you gotta get back in the lady. Maybe he doesn't put ketchup in the plate. Why would you want to catch you? Stop money. Everyone's in a while, but the Until next time.

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All right. We're back. Damn freaking squeaking UFOs.

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Eat UFOs.

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Eat UFOs. And now, oh, and now Bigfoot has something to do with it, or he's an alien or some shit.

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Well, I think the aliens are hiding him, is what he was saying.

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You understood what he was saying?

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Well, not. I just kind of tried to put it all together.

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Oh, he's your neighbor. Are you the crazy neighbor, by the way?

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Which crazy neighbor?

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Oh, never mind, I guess. There's a few crazy ones over there. Oh, and before I forget, I mentioned something last week about the warning. Uh huh. Warning. No, there we go. Okay, Tom. I was waiting for that. Yeah. I said when I heard their uh song kerosene, the video I was a little if you remember Yeah, yeah, it was. I like it, and uh just some part. Well, I saw them that live concert screaming they did from uh what were they? Ah, yes, Argentina, dumbass me. Much better. The sound and kerosene kicked ass live, and they did a new song ritual, which I love. So I thought they were going one way and I was wrong. So I awesome.

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Well good.

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I was a little happier.

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They brought you back.

Bands That Take Themselves Seriously

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Yes, they did. Good. They got that hard rock sound still, so I'm I'm I'm good. But moving on now, we're gonna do a little music stuff. Music stuff. Some weird music stuff.

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Okay, all right.

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Why are we doing weird stuff?

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This is the first one.

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I thought that was only on Tuesday.

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No, this is different. This is gonna be a little different this time. We're gonna do it on Saturday. So I want to start off with bands that took themselves way too seriously. Oh okay. First we have Styx. Rock opera about robots while wearing satin. What happened to Sticks?

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Okay, first off, what was wrong with them before it ever happened?

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Nothing. But then that's Mr. Roboto with Dennis D. Young and his rock opera.

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Yeah, I'm telling you, that was something. See, and we had the Stick song for our eighth-grade graduation song. Come Sail Away.

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Come Sail Away. Oh, yes, which we discussed at the end of the day. One of our surprise we can remember that. Yeah. Alright, next one. Queen's Right. Incredible music, but every album feels like homework, and it certainly does.

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I I know, but I do like Queen's right.

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I like Queen's Right. I love Queen's Right.

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Silent Lucidity.

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Now, see, that song's overplayed to me. It was overplayed.

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Sounds like Pink Boyd. But it was a good song.

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I enjoyed it. But see, this Queen's Right's got so many other songs that I've done. Right, right, right. And again, I like the hard rock. Right. All right, Kansas. Violins, philosophy, and dust in the wind. Lots of dust.

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Yes, that's exactly what Kansas is.

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Yeah?

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I've lived there.

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Oh. Yeah, there you go.

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Yeah. A lot of dust in the wind.

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It's like uh these guys weren't making albums. They were submitting thesis or something. Yeah.

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Been through the desert on a horse with no name. What'd you do? Still it?

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Felt good to get out of the rain, though. How about, let's see, the most overplayed song that we still kind of like. Abercadaver. Nope. No, we don't like that one.

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Don't like that one, but it's overplayed.

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Sweet child of mine? I don't know. It's I I like Guns N' Roses, but that wasn't my favorite song with that. They play it so much. So it's like most overplayed song that we still kind of like. Nah, I I like it, I guess, but don't stop believing. I can be honest. I don't want to hear that song again in a while. Now, Hotel California, I do love.

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Uh yeah, you can listen to that.

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I can listen to that for a lot. A long time. It doesn't matter. Me like long time. Wait a minute.

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Is it sad?

Overplayed Songs We Still Tolerate

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Wait a minute. I'm here. We gotta stop for an important PSA. Oh, yeah. So we're gonna take a little pause.

SPEAKER_00 27:35

This is a public service announcement from the MT Alternative Podcast. Hydrate. Stretch a little. Don't trust the headline. It makes you mad on purpose. If someone says do your own research, they probably watched half a video in a truck. Turn the volume down before yelling at the radio. Turn the phone face down before replying to that text. And if it's been one of those weeks, congrats. You're still here. This has been an MT alternative PSA. No real sponsors, no solutions. Just vibes and mouth concerns.

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Is that an insult to you?

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Yeah, they definitely been doing the research.

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Oh, I guess, but I feel a little slighted or something. React to that. Yeah. Okay. Well, whatever. Alright, so let's move on to our little band names that sound like they failed. That's it. They sound like failed law firms. Tom the wet sprocket. Ooh. Oh. Here's one we talked about before. Echo and the bunnymen.

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Oh, yes. Like. You be Echo.

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And you be bunnyman. No. We like bunnies. Echo. Here's one, Tom.

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Okay. The butthole surfers. Yeah, see, my son used to listen to them all the time. So what are you? A butthole surfer?

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That's that's all you have to say about it? That's just right up your rally, butthole surfer.

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I know, but why why are you surfing buttholes anyway?

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That's here's the thing. They're a pretty funny band, though. They are pretty good. Well, some of their songs are hysterical.

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Well, sure they are. Let's make a name. Butthole surfers. Yes, you're hilarious.

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Well, that's I guess no worse than Echo and the Bunnymen. Well, yeah, that's toad. Toad the wet sprocket.

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Well, see, now that's more creative.

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Oh, we're going for creativity. Well, see, you never know what you're going to be graded on. No, no, that's for sure. What do you listen to? I got three bands Toad the Wet Sprocket, Echo and the Bunnyman, and Butthole Surfers.

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No.

Weird Band Names And Real Or Fake

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All right. Music that makes you feel smarter than you are. Oh, I know. Okay. How about Tool?

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Well, I'm listening to Tool.

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I don't know too much about Tools. All right. How about listening to Rush? It's like smart music, your favorite band, Tom. Smart Rush. Come on, man. Smart. I don't know about if they got Pig Floyd on here. I don't feel smarter. I feel like I'm on a journey.

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Well, I've been on a journey, and yes, you're absolutely right.

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Where's the journey go to?

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Well, right now it's going to uh No, this is a good journey, Ted. I love this journey.

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This is a mellow, good journey. I hear airplane. No, I believe that's a lawnmower, Tom. That's what happens on porch time. You got birds chirping in the background.

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He's not gonna make it very far with a lawnmower motor on that airplane. That's all I know. It's experimental. Like John Denver. It's not gonna should we tell him? No. Oh, okay.

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That's the entertaining part. Oh yeah. So, let's see. Anything else? Nah, I guess that was it. Oh, wait. I'm gonna give you some names of bands, Tom. You tell me which ones are the real ones. Okay. See if you can get this one right. Okay. Alright, Uriah Heap. Real or fake? Who? Uriah Heap. Uriah Heap. Real or fake?

SPEAKER_04 31:05

Well, I believe it's real. It is real. And the reason I believe it's real. It's real. No, I know. I think it's real because it's uh probably the person who sings Abercadabra. They are a heap. Steve Miller band? I are a heap.

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Alright. How about the electric walnut?

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Yeah, I wish it was a good band. We ought to start a band called that. How about Hog Fat? Hog Fat? Yeah, I've seen them too.

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A fog ass.

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Hogpat. I've seen them twice at concert. The denim wizards? Oh yes. Those are those little wizards that make denim. Real or fake? Real? Nope. Nope. Yeah. Well, what were them little dudes doing with my denim pants the other night?

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Did you do any of those funny little things?

SPEAKER_04 32:01

No, I didn't do them. They just did something with my pants.

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Yeah, okay. How about free beer tonight?

SPEAKER_04 32:08

That'd be awesome. Uh okay. I'll agree. That's the name of a band or is it fake? Well, better not be fake. I'd be beating the shit out of somebody at the door.

Weekend Plans And Food Rants

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Well, that's sad. But now you know a good name for your band if we can start with. Free beer. Free beer tonight. Oh, yeah, you gotta put it tonight. No, you don't, you do. Free beer yesterday. Sorry, people. Yeah, you missed it. But uh, yeah, that's some uh strange stuff. Well, so let's see, another great podcast, I think, Todd. Oh, that's nice. Sitting here being able to chit-chat, yeah, enjoying porch time. Another cool week with a bunch of cool people listening. Temperature's gonna be 90 frickin' degrees tomorrow, man.

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You know what I'm gonna do?

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Put your sack on a frickin' ice pack.

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Okay. You've really been watching me through my weekend. I've been studying you, man. No, I'm gonna just chill.

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Actually, there's a warning song. Oh, I love kidding up game.

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There really is, but it's called Stalker. Oh yeah. I used to listen to that when I was in training. Ah well they no. No, no, no. But yeah, it's been a great week.

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We have a day coming off in a couple weeks, too.

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Yeah, yeah. Good Friday. Good Friday. Yeah. It's just gonna be great.

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Because it's Good Friday?

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Yeah, because it's a three-day weekend.

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Don't eat can't eat no meat. Yes, you can. No. Why? Good Friday.

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Oh here's what gets me.

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What did I say? What did I start? What is fish? It's fish. It's meat. It's fish. It's meat. It's fish. You have fish, poultry, and beef. Pork.

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Okay, what's pork and fish and pork and beef is meat.

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Okay. And fish. Fish. Is meat. Fish. What's chicken? Meat. No, it's poultry.

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No, it's meat.

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It's chicken.

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Yeah.

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And that meat is called pork and I don't say, hey, give me a meat sandwich. Yeah. It's a chicken sandwich.

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Okay. Well, okay, this is really what takes me off too, real quick.

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This what grinds your gear?

SPEAKER_04 34:32

Yeah, grinds my gears. They're gonna bring that again back again? Yeah. If you go to a chicken place, okay. Okay. Went in there, ordered two legs and a thigh. Well, we're out of legs. No. Okay. Let me see your manager.

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Why is it you want the manager's legs? No.

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I want to know how come a company spends millions of dollars advertising chicken. All right, there's all this chicken, chicken, chicken. And you okay, how'd them breasts get here? All right, Tom. Are you selling me handicapped chickens?

SPEAKER_03 35:08

Tom, where did you go and had a little problem with your food? Bojangs.

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Oh, there you go. Why are you out of legs? How are you out of legs? Where'd them breasts come in here? Okay, they had breasts. Well, they had breasts. Oh, that's all I care about. Oh, no legs. No. How'd they get here? Are they handicapped chickens? I like the part with them. Are you selling me handicapped chickens? That's what I want to know. Homeless people got them. Folks, it's been a great week.

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It has been. Everybody take care.

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And always thank God for the gift of Gab.

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Take care. Later.