Porch talk turns into a deep dive on KISS—from early albums and Alive II to first concerts, Ace Frehley, Phantom of the Park, and a hard-earned safety lesson.

Comedy Episodes

Enjoy humorous takes and lighthearted banter as hosts Mike and Tom navigate through anecdotes and absurdities related to music and life.
June 9, 2026

From Supergroups to Super Tension

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May 11, 2026

Porch Banter and Dr. Hook Spotlight

Send us Fan Mail Gas jumps. War headlines get louder. Work is a mess because the crew is short. And somehow, on a quiet porch, we still find time to laugh about a bird trying to join the show. That is the vibe today: real life first, big news second, and a music rabbit hole that makes the heavy stuff easier to carry. We talk through rising tension around Iran and what it means when leaders start throwing around threats to hit infrastructure. Then we follow the money trail into oil markets an...
April 28, 2026

Porch Time, Rough Headlines, and Falling Down a Rock Rabbit Hole

Send us Fan Mail We hang out on the porch and let the week unfold, from overtime stress and rough headlines to a music rabbit hole that brings the 80s back with a modern edge. Along the way we laugh at band names, call out overplayed songs, and end with a food rant that somehow turns into philosophy. • porch time chat about work, overtime and a new boss learning the ropes • quick reactions to Hawaii flooding and ongoing Middle East conflict • discovering Confess from Sweden ...
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April 16, 2026

“Misheard Lyrics, Porch Talk, and Music That Still Hits”

Send us Fan Mail If you’ve ever confidently belted out a lyric only to find out you were wildly wrong, you’ll feel seen here. We’re back on the porch with wind, neighbors, and the kind of unfiltered catch-up that starts with work, dehydration, and the small victories that actually matter, like finally getting disability and Medicare approvals that take pressure off the family budget. Then we head straight into music stories that stick. One of our favorites is a Clay Walker moment that sounds...
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March 10, 2026

Two Friends Tackle Hypocrisy, Football Heartbreak, Sesame Street Lore, And Snack Oddities

Send a text The score said blowout, but it felt like a slow bleed. We kick off with a Super Bowl that hinged on field position, a pick six, and a defense doing the heavy lifting while the offense vanished—then admit the most compelling football might have come earlier, in a Rams vs. Seattle clash that had true championship energy. It’s a frank, funny, and slightly bruised debrief that any fan who’s lived through a flat title game will recognize. From there we push into the conversation so ma...
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Feb. 18, 2026

Defense Wins Games, Snacks Win Hearts

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Feb. 7, 2026

From Snowed-In Shenanigans To Playoff Hot Takes

Send us a text Snow piles up, the studio sits quiet, and we refuse to miss a week. We hit record across a phone line and dive straight into the heart of winter life: a weekend of football that swung from gripping to grueling, a city wrapped in powder, and the odd rituals that take over every grocery aisle and gas station queue. It’s unpolished, real, and full of the kind of moments that make you nod, laugh, and occasionally yell at your speaker. We start with the slate everyone watched and t...
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Jan. 21, 2026

Country Metal, Football Nerves, And Voicemails

Send us a text You know that moment when a new sound hits and your brain says, “Wait, why hasn’t this existed forever?” That was us discovering country metal. We stumbled into Cody Parks and The Dirty South and found a blend that keeps country’s storytelling soul while borrowing the horsepower of 80s and 90s metal. Think big hooks, bigger riffs, and lyrics that still smell like dirt roads and late nights. We walk through how this band built a lane—starting with sharp, respectful covers and m...
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Jan. 15, 2026

Season Three, Porch Rain, Fresh Chaos

Send us a text The rain is steady, the porch is alive, and season three kicks off with our favorite kind of chaos: honest laughs, sharp pivots, and a plan to make this the most personal run yet. We start with football—bye weeks, “easy” schedules, and the odd hangover of overseas games—then acknowledge the truth every fan knows: you still have to win the ones in front of you. From wildcard predictions to those late-night Sunday kickoffs that ruin Monday mornings, the NFL talk sets a fast, fami...
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Dec. 27, 2025

Holiday Chaos, Cozy Laughs

Send us a text Holiday cheer meets porch-chaos honesty as we light up the season with sunshine, BBQ talk, and the kind of tangents only two old friends can justify. We kick off with Rupert’s wry preamble, then slide straight into football plans, the fallout from a “takeover” that left our studio sticky and suspicious, and the comfort of being off work even when you know the restart will hurt. Warm weather doesn’t kill the spirit; it just changes the soundtrack. Music and movies become our ma...
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Dec. 23, 2025

Pip And Squeak Hijack The Holidays With Zero Planning And Maximum Mischief

Send us a text What happens when two holiday agents of chaos barricade a studio and decide to host their own “festive special”? We crank the mics, ditch the plan, and turn December into a glittering avalanche of bits, banter, and questionable wisdom. It’s a rogue broadcast where the only rules are “don’t press the big red button” and “we already pressed it.” We charge through the season’s soft spots with reckless cheer: fruitcake as a friendship test, tinsel as household glitter you never es...
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April 9, 2025

"Batteries not included: EVs and 1970 Jams"

Send us a text What happens when you mix high-potency mushroom gummies, helicopter dangling, and forgotten hits from the 1970s? The latest MT Alternative Podcast delivers all that and more as Mike and Tom embark on another mind-altering journey through random topics and musical nostalgia. The hosts kick things off with their ongoing "scientific experiment" involving mushroom gummies, creating the perfect mindset for their signature tangential conversations. They quickly dive into a passionate r...
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March 20, 2025

Chaos, Gummies, and New Podcast Toys

Send us a text Mike and Tom kick off another hilarious episode by unveiling their shiny new toy - a Zoom PodTrack P8 mixer that promises to make their ridiculous conversations sound crystal clear. "The stupid shit we say will sound much better," they joke, perfectly capturing the essence of their unfiltered approach to podcasting. Between sips of cold beer, the duo embarks on another "research" session with Crispy Blunt Minis, setting the perfect tone for their wide-ranging conversation. Their ...
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Feb. 7, 2025

Same Chaos New Season

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Jan. 2, 2025

A Toast to 2025: Humor, Hope, and Hilarious Traditions

Send us a text This episode reflects on the chaos and joy of 2024, as Mike and Tom share their hilarious takes on their New Year's resolutions while inviting listeners into their world of unique traditions and guest messages. With a spirited mix of anecdotes, lighthearted rants, and heartfelt moments, they encourage listeners to welcome 2025 with laughter and optimism. • Highlights and lowlights of 2024 • Discussion on different New Year’s resolutions • Special messages from guests Troy and Bill...
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Dec. 11, 2024

The MT Alternative Podcast Holiday special with special guest Pip and Squeak from the Lil' Dudes introducing their favorite segments.

Send us a text Ever wondered how two doodles on a napkin could spark a worldwide sensation? Join us as we welcome the effervescent duo Pip and Squeak from "Lil' Dudes," alongside our resident hosts Mike and Tom. Pip retells the hilarious origins of keeping Squeak's fiery antics in check, which range from toaster mishaps to receiving blueprints for heists from fans. Aspiring "Lil' Dudes" get a nugget of wisdom from Pip and Squeak on dreaming big while keeping your chaos organized. Expect a rolli...
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Nov. 27, 2024

Resilient Tales, Political Quirks, and Festive Frolics: Celebrating Community and Laughter

Send us a text Ever wondered how a dog can survive the wilderness for 28 days or how an apple tree might save a house from a mudslide? This season finale of the MT Alternative Podcast promises to warm your heart and tickle your funny bone as we recount incredible tales of resilience from Asheville's mountain communities. Despite the ongoing struggles with water shortages, the spirit of these communities shines through, and we encourage thoughtful donations to support their needs. As we close out...
Nov. 20, 2024

Macaroni, Movie Magic, and Political Ponderings: Soundtrack Strolls and Whirlwind Wrap-Ups

Send us a text Who would have thought macaroni and cheese could lead us into a wild ride through the chaos of inexperienced quarterbacks and the woes of an offensive line? After a brief hiatus courtesy of Hurricane Helene, we're back with tales from workday decisions and unexpected Walmart adventures. We then navigate the vast universe of movie soundtracks, kicking off with the legendary Star Wars scores and uncovering hidden gems. There’s laughter, curiosity, and perhaps a nostalgic tear or two...
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Nov. 6, 2024

Resilient Neighbors and the Mystery of Weather Control

Send us a text What if the government's response to natural disasters isn't as effective as we think it should be? This episode of the MT Alternative Podcast explores that very question as Mike and Tom tackle the aftermath of hurricanes Helena and Milton. We venture through the hard-hit areas of the southern United States, from Asheville to the battered towns of Spruce Pine and Marion in North Carolina. The devastation is profound, disrupting entire communities and industries, and we find oursel...
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Oct. 15, 2024

Weathering Storms, Amateur Aid, and Tasty Trials

Send us a text What happens when a hurricane takes an unexpected inland detour? Join us on the latest episode of the MT Alternative Podcast as we recount our whirlwind experiences with Hurricane Helena's impact on North Carolina and the East Coast. From battling through treacherous commutes and enduring days without power, we share our personal stories of chaos and highlight the remarkable resilience demonstrated by communities banding together in the storm's aftermath. While we faced our own ch...
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Sept. 25, 2024

Country Confessions, Festival Funnies, and Vinyl Ventures: Journeying Through Music Madness

Send us a text What happens when you mix comedy, music, and a touch of absurdity? You get another unforgettable episode of the MT Alternative Podcast! Ever wondered if Europeans have a secret love affair with American country music? We kick things off with our signature banter about zippers and camouflage cans before diving headfirst into the peculiar differences between the American and European music scenes. From our love for bands like Dirty Honey to pondering the universal language of music,...