Porch talk turns into a deep dive on KISS—from early albums and Alive II to first concerts, Ace Frehley, Phantom of the Park, and a hard-earned safety lesson.

Comedy Episodes

Enjoy humorous takes and lighthearted banter as hosts Mike and Tom navigate through anecdotes and absurdities related to music and life.
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Sept. 18, 2024

Retro Games, Music Industry Shifts, and Indie Artist Spotlights

Send us a text Does the idea of lawn darts and NFL biases spark a hint of nostalgia for you? Get ready for another hilarious, thought-provoking episode of the MT Alternative Podcast! We kick things off with some playful banter about dad jokes, recent football games, and Kansas City's latest performance. As we wander down memory lane with childhood games like Red Rover, we set the stage for a deeper conversation about how the music industry's financial landscape has morphed over the past three de...
Sept. 11, 2024

Misadventures, Movie Mayhem, and Music Marvels

Send us a text Ever wondered why Hollywood keeps churning out sequels where everyone got offed in the first movie? Or how methamphetamine ended up concealed in celery? Buckle up for this wild ride on the MT Alternative Podcast! Daniel launches us into a whirlwind of humor and sarcasm as we recount Tom's misadventures at the Happy Valley Fiddlers Convention, complete with T-shirt drama and traffic nightmares. From there, we switch gears to the chaotic world of football season, throwing playful ja...
Sept. 4, 2024

Labor Day Laughs, Bluegrass Banter, and Workplace Woes: A Hilarious Holiday Special

Send us a text Ever fantasized about ditching your dreary desk job for a light-hearted gig at McDonald's or a local convenience store? Join us for a rollicking Labor Day weekend where we kick things off by sharing our workplace grievances and clowning around with hypothetical job switches. We then take you to the vibrant Happy Valley Fiddlers Convention, where the energy is as infectious as our banter. Along the way, we sprinkle in our irreverent takes on Kamala Harris's latest interview and the...
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Aug. 28, 2024

Musical Mischief, Political Puzzles, and Metal Mania: Navigating Nightwish and Scandal Showdowns

Send us a Text Message. Can music push societal boundaries and provoke strong reactions? Discover the fascinating intersection of politics, music, and pop culture as we explore the latest antics of RFK Jr. and the amusing yet perplexing protests at the DNC. Mike and Tom tackle the hard-hitting topic of double standards in political scandals, comparing Trump's legal battles to controversies involving figures like Bill Clinton. We wrap up this segment with a heartfelt reflection on a touching spee...
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Aug. 21, 2024

Mountain Escapes, Music Journeys, and Live Show Rants

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it's like to come face-to-face with a bear in a motel parking lot? Join us as Tyrone, filling in for Daniel, dives into Tom's wild Tennessee adventure and the unexpected wildlife encounters in Cades Cove. We also chat about the growing touristy vibe of Gatlinburg, compare it to the calm of Shenandoah, and explore the pros and cons of beach versus mountain vacations. Plus, Mike shares the challenges of his upcoming long drive to visit his mom, sprinkled ...
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Aug. 7, 2024

Political Twerking, TV Rants, and Moped Mayhem: A Wild Ride Through Everyday Absurdities

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what would happen if a political event took a turn for the absurd? Brace yourself as we dig into Kamala Harris' eyebrow-raising appearance that involved twerking and an awkward Southern accent, and contrast it with Donald Trump's martial patriotic vibes. Our unique comedic synergy shines as we break down these spectacles, all while sharing some hearty laughs about our upcoming beer-fueled adventure trip. It's a rollercoaster of serious commentary and light-h...
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July 31, 2024

Political Blunders, Parking Wars, and Festive Follies: A Hilarious Journey Through Absurdity

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered why some tales of political blunders sound too funny to be true? Get ready to question everything as we kick off our latest episode after a brief hiatus! We share some hearty laughs over Biden’s classic slip-ups and Kamala Harris’s mystifying motivational speeches. With our signature blend of comedy and commentary, we explore the unpredictable world of politics, reflecting on the chaos of work and end-of-month madness. Plus, don't miss our shoutout to Bill f...
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July 17, 2024

Fireworks Fiascos, Southern Slang Shenanigans, and Tailgating Tales

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what it's like to trade the explosive fireworks of Florida for a quieter Fourth of July celebration? Mike and Tom share their holiday plans, recounting hilarious and nostalgic stories of past fireworks displays, and even their own misadventures. From the loud neighbors to the quirky traditions like shooting a 12-gauge in the air, we promise you’ll be chuckling along with us. Get ready for a laugh-filled journey through Southern truck stops and greasy spoon ...
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July 10, 2024

Phone Number Follies, July Jamborees, and Canine Safety

Send us a Text Message. Ever found yourself laughing at the absurdity of inheriting a phone number? Join Mike and Tom as they recount their hilarious and sometimes frustrating experiences with misdirected messages and calls meant for the previous owner. From unexpected birthday wishes to confusing work policies, enjoy our humorous exploration of the daily annoyances we all face. We'll have you nodding along and chuckling at the ironic twists and turns that come with simply owning a phone. But t...
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June 26, 2024

Masks, Munchies, and Mischief: From Political Disguises to Fast Food Fiascos

Send us a Text Message. Can advanced disguise technologies fool even the most observant eyes? Join us for an eye-opening discussion as we analyze a peculiar video of Joe Biden, diving into the world of hyper-realistic masks demonstrated by CIA master of disguise, Joanna Mendez. We reflect on her ability to deceive President Bush in the '90s and speculate about the cutting-edge advancements of disguise technology today. Could today's political figures be employing similar tactics? This thought-pr...
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June 19, 2024

Grocery Grumbles, Airplane Antics, and Scout Camp Shenanigans

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered why dads get shortchanged with a single day of celebration while other holidays get a whole month? We kick off this episode of MT Alternative Podcast by tackling that curious conundrum and sharing a morning errand debacle that involved sausage patties and an unhappy spouse. Our grocery misadventures don't end there; you'll laugh at our gripes about overpriced cantaloupes and the misleading "seedless" watermelon labels. It's all about those everyday frustrati...
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June 12, 2024

Rebellious Youth and Strange Sips

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered why a law in New Mexico humorously prohibits idiots from voting? Or how slow drivers can test even the calmest among us? Join us for a lively episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, where Mike and Tom kick things off with a rundown of their work-related woes and playful musings about recording the podcast outdoors. We delve into the quirky world of driving frustrations and share our thoughts on voting rights, all while teasing an exciting project that’s set t...
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June 5, 2024

Furry Frenzies, Political Quirks, and Hitchhiking Hijinks

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered how a new dog can completely turn your life upside down? On this episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, Tom shares the hilarious and heartwarming tales of welcoming his new furry friend into his home. From chaotic interactions with other pets to the unique quirks that each animal brings into the mix, you'll get a front-row seat to the joys and trials of pet ownership. Trust us, you won't want to miss the laughter and love that these stories bring. But it’s ...
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May 29, 2024

Thunderstorms and Tributes: Celebrating Life's Milestones and Savoring the Strangest Snacks

Send us a Text Message. Remember how a thunderstorm can turn a family barbecue into an unforgettable adventure? That's precisely what happened during our Memorial Day Weekend! Mike and I share a slice of life as we discuss the joy of celebrating milestones like my grandson Corb's eighth birthday amidst the chaos of an impromptu thunderstorm. But the weekend wasn't just about cake and candles; we also took a moment to honor the sacrifices made by our servicemen and women, diving into the emotiona...
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May 22, 2024

Culinary Curiosities and Pet-Sitting Perils

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered how a pit bull could rival Houdini, or what Tijuana Mama pickled sausage does to your taste buds? Mike and I are up to our usual antics on the latest MT Alternative Podcast, sharing tales that'll have you either running to your nearest ice cream parlor or thinking twice about what 'flavor' really means. While we indulge in the wild side of taste-testing—from garlic to Flaming Hot Cheetos ice cream—we also spill the beans on our own pet-sitting escapades and ...
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May 15, 2024

Quirky Attachments, Political Potatoes, and a Crunchy Culinary Quest

Send us a Text Message. Ever find yourself fiercely attached to your favorite pair of holey socks? You're not alone! Join Mike and Tom as we reveal our own quirks and delve into the mysteries behind life's small attachments in the fifth episode of the MT Alternative Podcast. We're also toasting to our new Facebook page and website, which are buzzing with activity—proof that you're just as excited about our conversations as we are. From a sock's backup strategy to the baffling decision to omit a ...
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May 8, 2024

Chaos, Camouflage, and Cryptids in Conversation

Send us a Text Message. Ever had one of those weeks where everything at work seems to go haywire, yet somehow you're still laughing? That's where Tom and I found ourselves recently, and we're dishing out the details in our latest MT Alternative Podcast episode. Join us as we recount the mayhem of workplace escapades, from our very own 'Idiot Squad' to the humbling experience of a cherry picker breakdown. It's a roller coaster ride of mishaps and mirth, and we're bringing you along for every twis...
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April 28, 2024

Serious Topics, Silly Tangents, and Snack Debates

Send us a Text Message. Ever pondered over the elusive nature of time or grappled with the urge to trade in your nine-to-five for a wad of cash? That's exactly where Tom and I start our latest auditory journey, tearing apart the intricacies of daylight saving time and the seductive dance between time and money. We don't stop there, though – our chatter takes a wild detour through identity, the chaos of the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, and the truth-seeking escapades surrounding the January 6th ...
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April 25, 2024

What's on our minds.

Send us a Text Message. Just discussing whatever pops up.
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April 19, 2024

screwing around

Send us a Text Message. Our first dive into podcasting. Just messing around and having fun.