Quirky Attachments, Political Potatoes, and a Crunchy Culinary Quest

MT Alternative Podcast Updates and Banter

Speaker 1 0:12

Welcome to another episode of the MT Alternative Podcast , the podcast with a hodgepodge of stories and topics that will make you ask what the hell were they thinking ? Now here are your hosts , Mike and Tom . Tom , what's going on , bud ? Not too much , Mike . What's going , were they thinking ? Now here are your hosts , Mike and Tom .

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Tom ? What's going on bud ? Not too much , mike . What's going on with you ? Same old , same old . Yep , we are into our fourth , fifth . Yeah , geez , I don't know , tom , this will be our fifth . This will be our fifth . This will be our fifth and we are very excited . Got lots of new people coming in . Got some interesting topics on this one .

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Yeah , there are a few .

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A little Crown Royal incident .

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Yeah , we've got some stuff going on in here . It should be fun . We ought to have a good time . But the one thing I would like to point out is the new Facebook page . Aha , yes , that's correct . Finally we finally figured out our own page without being connected to anything else , so now we can just talk podcast stuff . Strictly a Facebook group page Like a podcast group page . It's public , not food I mean , there's an Appalachian food program out there for that , or not ? True Cars , there's hot rod sites out there . We just want stuff about . Hey , I'd sure like to hear your take on this . Or hey , I really enjoyed hearing what you felt about this . Or I have something I want y'all to talk about , or research things like that what we want to hear on our uh , new facebook page and we're not afraid of a little criticism ?

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no , not at all .

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Just keep your ugly , talk to yourself , right ? Constructive criticism is always appreciated .

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Yes yes .

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We know we're not perfect in this . We're still learning . We've said many times before On Mike's side , he actually put us up a website , so now we also have the website . Not much of anything right now , but you know shows where our podcasts are located that you can find Three weeks ago .

Speaker 1 2:30

We are on iHeart .

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For some reason it's not showing up anywhere , but if you're on iHeart , we are on there . Yep , and three weeks ago we had nothing out there . Today we have three episodes , one on the way and 105 downloads , which is pretty good for two weeks .

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I'm excited .

Speaker 2 2:55

I am so excited about this whole thing Again . It's nice , but we are doing this for fun .

Speaker 1 2:59

Yes , it is , it really is .

Speaker 2 3:03

It's neat to know that at least 105 of you are wanting to have fun also .

Speaker 1 3:08

Oh , whatever , it is Right .

Speaker 2 3:09

Or just waste a minute or two . It's craziness , but , like I said before , so is whatever you're watching on TV for a half hour or whatever you want to do , whatever you want to do . But we would sure like to help you out and , uh , take you away from your stressful life now that groceries are 50 a bag now and I don't know , just all kinds of stuff going on . But boy , oh boy , oh boy . What's happening a lot . It's been a great two weeks .

Speaker 2 3:43

Well , do tell , since we've done anything and it's been fun . Oh , there's been . Certain things happen in both our lives , single and together . What's happened in yours , I don't know , just different things . How much has happened in mine ? I'll be perfectly honest , it's pretty boring . Well , out on the farm I did a lot of cleanup and shit this week and found some junk I needed to get rid of .

Speaker 2 4:14

Anything worth anything ? No , it's all dump stuff , junk , go to the dump , got it ? Yeah , I thought it was worth something at one time , but then my wife insured me it wasn't and I had to take it to the dump . Yeah , I've been there , done that Marriage . Woohoo , unfortunately , they're right . Why am ?

Speaker 2 4:38

I hanging on to this stupid shit . Well , it's like holy underwear . What in the heck have you got these in your drawer for ? Oh , because they kind of fit comfortably . Yeah , it's like holy underwear . What in the heck have you got these in your drawer for ? Because they kind of fit comfortably . Yeah , there's a little spot where there's some tears . And if I kept the only two pairs that didn't have holes in them , my drawer would be empty . That would be sad .

Speaker 1 4:59

Yes .

Speaker 2 5:00

Nobody wants an empty underwear drawer . No socks in there or those holy two . No , most of them are , well , the three pair that I have . The three pair , well , yeah , there's only seven days in a week , so three pair , why would you need any more ? I have like 10 , 12 pair . There's only seven days in a week . Why the hell would you have that ?

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many . What if I ?

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can't do laundry one week , then what ? Well , okay , I don't do laundry a lot of weeks , I still have three pair of socks . You have backstories I have backup socks .

Speaker 2 5:40

Well , wait a minute , wait a minute , wait a minute . I didn't wash my socks , so now , all of a sudden , they disappear . No , well , they'll probably wear out eventually . Wear out All socks , will ? What you think they're like underwear ? You wear them six months and they get holes in them . Yours only take six months . Well , I do wash them every once in a while . I hope so . And you do buy the colored ones , right ? What Underwear ? Well , that way , if you have skid marks , they don't show up . Well , skid marks are different for me . I don't have underwear . Commando , yep , what are you ? Suzuki , hitachi , hitachi , speaking of Suzuki , yeah , this is a different name that we're going to use because we don't want to say the real name of the motorcycle .

Speaker 2 6:35

So , her name is Suzuki . Suzuki , what's with her little shaving problem ? Oh , she has an issue A little bit Evidently . She has an issue a little bit evidently . I'm thinking to myself . She complains . The first thing she complains about is the guys that she attracts . Okay , okay , well , let's discuss the the guys that she attracts , like the one you told us she should date . No , I just pointed out that he was in the same situation . She was so .

Speaker 2 7:04

So , she ought to research him . Suzuki didn't take it that way . No , suzuki did not . She thought I was a fairy godfather and that was going to be the love of her life . And now , all of a sudden , I'm the bad guy . But in my defense , this is what I want to hear Go ahead . In my defense defense , I was drinking at work . No , no , no , no before work . That does make a difference . It does before and during is completely different you're right .

Speaker 2 7:37

I don't think either one's good , but there is a difference . Have you ever drank before work ? Absolutely . Have you ever drank during work ? Absolutely have you , absolutely . Have you ever drank during work ?

Speaker 1 7:47

I don't want to answer that . You don't have any questions .

Speaker 2 7:50

I don't want to answer that you don't have any answers for all the questions . I don't think I should have to answer that . You shouldn't , but I was just making a point . Sometimes have I done it lately In the last 20 years ? No , because you wouldn't Not grown up and using the right mind . Yeah , we'll go with that . Yes , Okay . See , yeah , that worked . What are you looking up Porn ? No , I got a message , oh , from a listener who turns out to be a pretty decent listener . Listen Texas . So we are getting out and abroad .

Speaker 2 8:23

Oh shout out to Texas Yay , texas , listener lives in Texas , so we are getting out and abroad . Oh , shout out to Texas . Yay , texas , Austin , and anyway , wait a minute , wait a minute . Austin , what the hell's going on with Austin ? Yeah , it's in Massachusetts , no , no , no , no , no , not Boston , austin , the same confusion that happened in Road Trip . I want to know if the rumors are true , austin's getting pretty liberal . I'll have to ask . I would appreciate an answer on that . Okay , I hope it's not true , listener . In Austin , Texas , are you becoming a leftist state or are you the right way ?

Speaker 1 9:02

Even purple's cool .

Speaker 2 9:05

I mean the other way , not the right way , the other way . I mean Even purple's cool . I mean the other way , not the right way , the other way it is the right way . But anyway , let me know You're confusing our little audience that we have . We have tens of people listening . Do we have that much ? I think almost ten . That's pretty awesome If I could get the people on Facebook to open their . Actually , who ?

Speaker 1 9:27

cares .

Speaker 2 9:28

I've had a good time doing this . Who cares ? This is fun . Yeah , I get to drive miles away from my house , get liquored up and drive back .

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It's awesome .

Speaker 2 9:38

I pray for him every time he leaves my house . I pray for anybody else too . No , it's not that bad .

Speaker 1 9:45

Just kidding , just kidding , it's so much fun .

Speaker 2 9:48

We are having so much fun here , but what has happened out of the way in your life this week ? Anything stand out in the news News wise , yeah , let's hear it . Have you heard about the old ? It's not an invasion , just people kind of wanting to come into the United States , pushing the National Guard around , that kind of stuff . Oh , nothing . Talking about the people who tore down the fence ? Yeah , those illegals Damage to American

Discussion on Political Agendas and Taxes

Speaker 2 10:24

property . Illegal immigrants To come into our house . Now , wait , wait , wait , wait . Let me ask you this . I live in America . There are laws that say if people decide to come into my house unprovoked , I'm allowed to defend myself . Correct ? Certain states ? Yeah right , my state , your state ? Yes , this is true . However , do not let that happen again on a border state , because then we're being discriminatory .

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Here's where it cracks me up .

Speaker 2 10:59

I am not discriminatory , I am . I would love hey , immigrants are fine Come here legally To have people . Yes , to have people come here with their dreams , like my ancestors did . Coming here with an actual , some usefulness ? Yes , and as my ancestors , your ancestors , joe .

Speaker 2 11:19

Biden says I should come here and get free stuff . No , it's not just a raffle . I mean you don't get to . Just we have our homeless people . Now , granted , I'm living around different states . I do know there's a lot of homeless people that do prefer that lifestyle . Right , right , right , right Right . There's a lot of them that come on hard times . Why are we helping them ? Here's the other issue why is ?

Speaker 2 11:41

Juan from wherever , and I just use that name in general . We know a guy named Juan who we like pretty good , so we're not being discriminatory . Why you hate mommy Juan ? Anyways , juan , anywho , we have no problem .

Speaker 1 11:58

Tom's favorite saying anywho .

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Getting back to the border crisis , whatever it is Boredom crisis , it's an invasion . Why is it mostly men ? There's a video out now that you brought that up .

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Yes , Do you see any women ? Do you see any ?

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children Different news .

Speaker 1 12:17

Yeah , not just Fox News , not just Fox ABC . I mean , do you see how many children Different news ? Yeah , not just .

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Fox News , not just Fox , abc , nbc . I mean Tearing down a fence .

Speaker 1 12:23

There are only men there Pushing over the National Guard .

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There are no women , no women .

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No children .

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Just men , people don't find that funny . I'm not curious about that at all . Anyway , no , no , anyway , it ticks me off it Anyway , no , no , Anyway , it really kind of well , it makes me wonder what are you guys thinking about ? Is the way everything has to ? Everything has to be their way ?

Speaker 1 12:49

I understand .

Speaker 2 12:50

You know what I mean yes , it's like you can't think like this . If you think like us , it's okay . Well , that's , that's stupid , that's bullshit , let's have . Let's have separation . I don't know what's going on , but we'll go with it . Let's have separation of church and state . Don't preach in school , don't do that . It should be separate . However , exactly , why don't I let my trans and the government oversteps too .

Speaker 2 13:17

Why don't I let my trans daughter come in there and read your child a story ? No , why ? No need for that . Listen , that is very discriminatory . Yeah , I don't have a problem with that If you're coming in as pretending to be something and you're just acting that way , but my kids don't need to hear your whole life story of what to story , just like your kids don't need to hear about my Jesus . Absolutely right , see , it goes both ways . Exactly right , tom . But we're wrong , we're discriminatory when we say something , but they're not . Why ?

Speaker 1 13:55

does that make sense to anybody ? They ?

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call anybody that disagrees with them fascists . Well , you're the exact terminology of a fascist trying to stop everybody from what they want , what they believe in . That's stupid , Like wiping before you poop yeah , that makes no sense Exactly .

Speaker 1 14:17

The job's not even done yet . Have you tried ?

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that before ? Is that how you know it's an unrelated issue ? Okay , anyways , that's unrelated . Okay , well , it sounds kind of related , but if you don't want to talk about it , I understand . That is kind of embarrassing . I'm sure that's why we don't want to talk about it . All right , okay , why ?

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would you do ?

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that Anyways , I know what you're saying about people going way out . And don't get us wrong , the right also has their fiercest they have their own faults . They have their weirdos to the other side . They got the way . Other side , like I , will blow you up if you don't believe , like I do . We don't believe that .

Speaker 2 15:02

Both those sides we don't need , yes , neither one . Like I said before , what happened to all the moderates ? Yeah , they have moderately . Where is it Common sense , people ? Wait a minute . Keep the government out of all our shit . Yeah , keep the government to a minimum , just a minimum . Somebody to help us , not to overtake us . Exactly , our government was here , to you know , set up an agenda for this country . This administration certainly has an agenda against us , exactly . Here's the thing .

Speaker 1 15:42

I mean , let's be realistic Tom .

Speaker 2 15:43

They all have an agenda somewhere along the line we all do Everyone .

Speaker 1 15:47

They all do .

Speaker 2 15:47

Everybody does . I mean , if you're going through life without an agenda , no , but I'm talking politics .

Speaker 1 15:53

It's all a power trip .

Speaker 2 15:54

Yeah , if you're going through life without an agenda , good or bad , you're losing . You have to have an agenda to move forward in anything politics or life . If your agenda is to rip people off , that's pretty much what you're going to do . Yeah , if your agenda is to work hard and earn something , I want to know how politicians get in with a $250,000 a year job , a dollar a year job and all of a sudden worth millions . Okay , it's kind of funny . How come no one ever questions this ? Yeah , I mean , people do , but not enough . Have you seen ? This week Apple is under scrutiny because they monopolized .

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Yeah , why is ?

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government under scrutiny for monopolizing that situation .

Speaker 1 16:45

Does the government ?

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have anything to do with Apple ? Really ? Well , no , but it's the same principle they're monopolizing . I mean taxes . For instance , I buy a used car . The used car has been taxed several times . However , when I buy it , I have to be taxed again . Tax on everything . It's not a . Tax on your paycheck . Tax when you buy something Tax when you buy something else , in my opinion Tax on this .

Speaker 2 17:15

In my opinion , when the same vehicle has been taxed three times , that's not a vehicle tax , that is a personal tax on each individual person , and if you guys out there don't see this and allow it to keep continuing , they're going to tax us on everything several different times . Here's the thing , tom . People get pigeonholed into what they're . Democrats and Republicans Can't see me throwing a quotation mark .

Speaker 1 17:46

You should see what he's doing now .

Speaker 2 17:50

I'm a Democrat . Okay , listen to both sides of the party . All the time , I've always been one that voted for whoever I thought was going to be the best . It wasn't bad If it was Republican , democrat , libertarian . Never voted for Libertarian Right , right , I mean , I just see that as a no-win , but I suppose everybody feels that way . That's why they don't get in , so whatever . But anyways , my point is I don't vote by party , I vote in my best interest , and that's what a lot of these people Donald Trump's mean he put mean tweets out . He did this . How was the economy , his tactics , a little questionable .

Speaker 2 18:32

It's his policies that's the word I'm looking for . He had good policies , no wars . We had nothing . And then , if you want to talk about what is it ? Syria with the bombing ? Well , they kind of egged him on for that . He didn't want anything to really do with it , but it happened . It happened under his watch , so it happened , it happened . But my point is everything was good . I'm not just talking about gas , I'm talking about regular life in general . Right , people say , oh , I didn't see a difference .

Speaker 2 19:03

I can tell you right now a difference in my paycheck from then and now is a big difference , and my insurance and groceries and gas , and oh , I could just go on and on and on , but boy , this is turning into quite the rant , tom .

Speaker 1 19:15

Hasn't it , though . How does this happen ?

Speaker 2 19:17

This is what we're here for . We're here to open the third eye . You can only see the way he looked at me when he said third eye , it's my eye's mind , my mind's eye , not my eye's mind . It's my mind's eye , not the old third eye like we used to talk about in high school . See , this way , I don't have to edit anything . No , editing , no , we don't edit much anyway . Yeah , just kind of go with the flow .

Speaker 2 19:49

We enjoy what we like to talk about . Did that make sense ? Are you ready for the show at work this week ? Oh yeah , End of the month Four days .

Speaker 1 20:01

Yeah , two trucks , end of the month , four days , yeah , two trucks and nowhere to put it , it's been a minute .

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huh , it has been a minute . What are you thinking of ? Well , the last time we took a break , it kind of messed up . Oh , it's not going to this time if we take a break . I can promise you that . Oh , cool . So we to this time , if we take a break , I can promise you that . Oh cool . So we have a little bit . Yeah , we have a little bit now Absolutely . Maybe we ought to just keep going .

Speaker 1 20:27

I'll keep going . That's fine with me .

Speaker 2 20:29

Plenty to say plenty to talk about . We've got the game on in the background Background game Appease Tom . So I still have yet to turn around and look at it , because I don't want to jinx us . I'm I'm bad at that . I'm the same way , tom , I can jinx a game , just ask them . I love my new England Patriots , but I'm the worst person to watch a game with Me too . I'll just check later . Oh let me watch the game with you . No , you don't want to do that ,

Work Birthday and Unique Chip Flavors

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so .

Speaker 2 20:58

So , Is anybody's birthday coming up at work next month ?

Speaker 1 21:02

I don't know . I hope so we have a nice meal I could use a meal .

Speaker 2 21:06

We have a meal every time someone has a birthday coming up . It kind of sucks when there's like seven of us in one month .

Speaker 1 21:14

You all have to share it .

Speaker 2 21:15

Yeah Well , that's best . You have to share it ? Yeah Well , that's best . Why is it best ?

Speaker 1 21:23

Well no , because then there's only one , two people buying . Two of them are going to buy shit . That's not fair .

Speaker 2 21:25

Well here's what's not fair is when six of you are having the same birthday month and you all got to share and nobody else did . It's great when my birthday's in August and then they win one , you're the only one , so everybody's got to pitch in except for you Now . In January we got four of us Josh , rachel and who knows whoever else . I don't know that person but we had to help buy everything , bring stuff .

Speaker 1 21:55

That's part of the deal .

Speaker 2 21:57

Well , that's our birthday . We shouldn't have had to . Oh , you had to chip in , yeah , oh yeah , because you were buying for someone else's birthday yeah , for rachel's and josh's well , that wasn't . Their parents didn't think this out properly at all . Obviously they didn't know . They didn't see you could have been march , nobody else ? Yeah , our department . But let's think about nine months before . January was what ? Valentine's Day ? It was close . It's close February to .

Speaker 2 22:29

January , march or April , maybe that's nine months , okay , but not February , okay . Well , maybe I was a little late Around that time . Oh , so you were there , but you just didn't really mature yet inside . Maybe dad was a little . Was he out ? No , that's how I got here , see , why would you ask that ?

Speaker 1 22:57

Was he wearing a ?

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beanie no .

Speaker 1 23:03

Oh okay , no , beanie bag , ohbag , oh that was .

Speaker 2 23:04

That was the freaking reviews . It was reviews on condoms and stuff . Speaking of reviews , have you seen all the different flavors that companies are coming out with for their product , like Lay's Potato Chips ? Oh , yes , holy crap , because we were talking about it earlier . I happened to look some up . Tom , you won't believe this . Oh , I probably would . Let me start off with some of our chips here in the United States . Okay , I'm pretty familiar with chips .

Speaker 2 23:37

You have the classic Lay's right Yep , your typical barbecue sour cream and onion cheddar sour cream . All right , flame it up . We also have lightly salty classic Wait , whoa , whoa , whoa , Lightly salted , Lightly salted . So that's for the people who just want to be kind of naughty , but not real naughty , Kind of your hot dill pickle . Ah , Now don't get funny on that .

Speaker 2 24:03

There you go . This would be real naughty . Chesapeake Bay crab spice . Okay , first off , I've never been to Chesapeake Bay . How do I know what crab sauce is supposed to taste like ? Oh , use your imagination . It's crab sauce . Okay , all right , use your imagination . It's crab sauce . Okay , all right , they have a sea salt thick cut Interesting Thick cut . I like the thick cut part . Yeah , you have sour cream in it . You have basic flavors , tom . Yeah , all right , we're like a vanilla country . We're going to get into some other funky flavors here .

Speaker 2 24:34

Okay , belgium , belgium have Lay's potato chips . They also have natural , of course . Naturally , everybody loves natural . Oh , is that like our ? You have your paprika . Wait a minute . Is natural like our original classic ? I don't know , I'm not there , but I'm thinking it is the same . Yeah , okay , all right . You have roasted chicken . Okay , first off , right , you want roasted chicken for a snack or do you want to eat it for supper ? Why can't it be both ? Why would it be both ? Say , I'm hungry , I feel like roasted chicken . Okay , I don't have roasted chicken , but I have this bag of roasted chicken chips , won't that ? Do climb your ass out of the bed at one o'clock in the morning , like everybody else does and go to the refrigerator and get a damn chicken leg . Why would you rattle a bag and wake everybody up in the house , including the dogs ? And then you gotta share everything because it's already there , you have it , it's , it's available .

Speaker 2 25:39

Yeah , it's available . If you're a prowler , okay . Anyways , they have spare rib flavor . Oh , that's nice . Right , once again , why would I eat a chip ? That makes me want to eat supper . How about an oven-baked crunchy biscuit flavor ? Oh , let's do that with gravy by God , grilled bacon , tomato and spring onion . How come you're moving by so fast ? I would love to do the gravy damn thing again . I was afraid you'd get a little too excited about that one . Yeah , the talk would not stop . Biscuits and gravy . How about Lay's , mama Mia's cheese and paprika ? That's in Belgium , that's in Belgium . Why isn't that here ? I don't know , but that sounds kind of good . That sounds really good . What else we have ? Oh , lay's Stacks , whatever that is . Oh well , those are in a can .

Speaker 1 26:33

Do you have Lay's ?

Speaker 2 26:34

Grills or Lay's Smoked . I like to grill some smoked Lay's . Let's have a good laugh . At Canada they have Lay's Popables . You just pop a few in your mouth . Yeah , kind of like pills . Yeah , you know they're pretty boring now that I'm looking at their little list .

Speaker 2 26:57

They have a flavor , a cucumber flavor . Oh yeah , that's what I want my chips to taste like a good old cucumber . Yeah , is that a cucumber or is it a pickle ? How about China ? Oh no , you're interested in what they got . They got intense , stimulating in parentheses , numb and spicy hot pot and hot sour fish soup flavor . How special , that's a mouthful . That is a mouthful . How special , lays Whoa . Yes , I'd like some of your intense , stimulating , numbing , spicy hot pot and hot sour fish soup flavor , please . And could you throw it ? Oh my God , this is crazy , this is a flavor .

Speaker 1 27:40

No , it's not , it's 17 experiences in one .

Speaker 2 27:44

How about a black pepper ribeye steak ? Now you have me . Okay , I thought we were going to go back to the chicken , the roasted chicken we're not going back anywhere . Okay , we're going to stay right here in this steak . How about a cool and refreshing what ? It's got ? Cucumber , kiwi , blueberry , cherry tomato and lime . It's called cool and refreshing , cool . Yeah , you're going to start a coup just to eat that thing . How about finger licking braised pork ? What do ?

Speaker 1 28:16

they know about finger licking . How does that tickle you fancy ?

Speaker 2 28:18

What do they know about finger licking ? And I didn't know . Pork had braille . No , they got several boobies . Okay , boobies are braille . No , they got several boobies . Okay , boobies are Braille . We spoke of this . Would you like to hear what Egypt has for Lay's potato chips ? I believe I would like to know . I didn't even know Egypt knew what potato chips was . Okay , they have cheese , most likely based on rummy or roomy cheese and is the most popular flavor there . Seasoned cheese , tomato , a ketchup-based flavor . Charcoal grilled kebab Now , see what kind of kebab .

Speaker 1 28:56

Where in .

Speaker 2 28:57

Israel , it's got to be lamb or goat . Yeah , it doesn't specify Chili and lime they have porno . Oh , I'm sorry that says porno . Oh , oh oh . French cheese and tomato they have porno . Oh , I'm sorry that says porno . Oh , oh oh . French cheese and tomato . Oy Crushed black pepper and salt that's kind of American Cumin and lemon . They have a Lebanese mix . I have no idea what that would taste like .

Speaker 2 29:22

Well , it would taste like I've never tasted a Lebanese , so it would taste like the Vietnamese . Like I've never tasted a Lebanese , so it would taste like the Vietnamese mix .

Speaker 1 29:29

I've never tasted that either Only in Lebanon .

Speaker 2 29:31

I've never tasted either . Oh , how about a Mediterranean Greek mix ? Mediterranean , is that like real wet , like the sea Kind of moist ? No wet , all right , you go with wet . When I say moist , okay , you're an idiot . Yeah , my big called worse . All right , how about France ?

Speaker 1 29:53

Oh , they got Lay's potatoes .

Speaker 2 29:53

They have goat cheese ? Well , of course they do . It's France . It tastes like freaking goat balls . Well , wait a minute . I like lampreys . They are very tasty . Oh , they have a cheeseburger flavor . Oh well , so do we . So if you don't get a cheeseburger again . You just buy the chips . You get chips and a cheeseburger . Take a date out .

Speaker 1 30:16

They have bologna , it's cheap .

Speaker 2 30:17

Bologna . Oh horse , yeah , that's it , never mind .

Speaker 1 30:21

That's it , you're right .

Speaker 2 30:27

I'll say it Horse cock , yeah , horse cock sandwich . That brings me to my next story . Okay , paprika , mustard , pickles , cheese and onion .

Speaker 1 30:32

On a sesame seed bun . That's a lot of flavor .

Speaker 2 30:37

Two off-beat patties , special sauce , lettuce cheese . How about caramelized Roscoff onion and fresh cheese ? I ordered that at Dunkin' Donuts the other day . I don't believe they have that . It was coffee Caramelized . Blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , extra caramelized . And then garone and fine herbs . Whatever garone is , you're grown in fine herbs . You have province herbs . There you are Lay's Mix-Ups . I guess they just throw a bunch of chips in a bag , whatever you get . Potluck , yeah , grab bag , let's see Germany . Uh-oh , nein , that means none .

Speaker 2 31:20

Iconic restaurant flavors Pizza Hut , kfc , subway , wait wait , wait , wait wait , wait , wait , just a second what the hell would a Subway potato chip taste like Teriyaki ? No it would not . They said it right here Subway tastes like teriyaki . Kfc is the original recipe Teriyaki . What Pizza Hut is the margarita ? Wait a minute , it's right there , all right there . I think they're making shit up now .

Speaker 1 31:49

Well , they might be .

Speaker 2 31:51

Okay , but why would you go ? Lay's are sold in every store , yeah , so why can't I go get a margarita Lay's potato chip ? Because you don't live in Germany ? Exactly Not every other store has it . Well , I think this is in Germany . Okay , germany , exactly . Not every other store has it . Okay , well , I think this is in Germany .

Speaker 1 32:08

Okay , where else ?

Speaker 2 32:09

Okay , greece and Cyprus . Well , obviously I love their feta cheese flavor . That's olive and tomato Boy . This is shocking . Salt and vinegar Barbecue . Salt and vinegar Barbecue who ever heard of such a chip ? Obviously these pepper onion and cheese . Oh , I like that . What's a prawn cocktail ? Prawn ? Prawn cock Prawn , oh , not a prom . Prawn , oh , okay , never mind , I don't know . India , oh , this ought to be good . There's a classic salted Beef jerky .

Speaker 1 32:46

I wonder what that is .

Speaker 2 32:49

I wonder how come all Indians eat beef jerky . They won't eat meat . Mostana , mango , hmm , indonesia , malaysia , wow , seaweed , they got nori seaweed . Well , they're idiots , they're Okay . Well , seaweed's free ? Okay . Let me ask you a question . Sure , if you want to eat a Lay's potato chip , why would you just not eat the American Lay's potato chip ? What are they ? I mean first off , they like different flavor .

Speaker 2 33:21

Tom , Did we get the chip from them or did they get the chip from us ? They made their own chip . Lay's Probably made it especially for them . Okay , so the Chinese have a guy named Lay's that named the chip after him .

Speaker 1 33:35

No , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no . Exactly .

Speaker 2 33:38

They tell Lay's potato chip people , whoever they are . Okay , this is the flavor we would like . Can you make it ?

Speaker 1 33:46

Okay , this is the flavor we would like . Can you make ? It Okay , so I can call Lay's and tell them I want a chocolate chip .

Speaker 2 33:47

Sure , if you've got a lot of money You've got to pay for the chip . Money's not got anything to do with it , tom , they're not going to give you the free chips .

Speaker 2 33:54

No , I didn't say anything about chips being free . I just want to know how come they didn't these tasty things ? I mean , why don't they just ? If they like Lay's , why don't they eat Lay's ? Those aren't Lay's , those are idiocy . No , they're Lay's brand chips . They're making Like they have the different flavors here . Why are you again ? Why do you make things complicated , tom ? Why ? Alright , how about the Max Macho Chili flavor ? I went to Walmart and saw that this morning , not Because I was going to say Because they don't make that chip .

Speaker 2 34:29

They're making shit up over there . Okay , okay . First off , wait a minute , we're going to move on to Indonesia , malaysia and whatever else . Okay , how about duck's tongue and Fiesta Barbecue flavor ? I am speechless , just like the poor fucking duck .

Speaker 1 34:44

Oh , yeah , a duck would be speechless without his tongue .

Speaker 2 34:47

Just like the poor fucking duck , I'm speechless .

Speaker 1 34:50

That does not sound good .

Speaker 2 34:52

Well , I'm going to run right out to Dollar General and see if they carry those .

International Lay's Chip Flavors Discussion

Speaker 2 34:56

You got any duck tongue Lay's ?

Speaker 1 34:57

And taste the barbecue flavor .

Speaker 2 34:59

No , I would just be , lucky to have one . Oh , it's all together . Yeah , it's all together . You have duck tongue with zesty barbecue flavor . Well , you'd have to have the zesty barbecue . It must be little tongues To take the damn tongue taste out of it . Yeah , you'd have to have them zesty barbecue taste . How about Mexico ? Let's do it . What would you think they would have ? Jalapeno . I'll take a guess , jalapeno . Yeah , I really don't see that on the list . Guacamole they have the original . They have Tostillos , Lime Doritos .

Speaker 1 35:38

Cheetos .

Speaker 2 35:38

Japanese Peanuts oh , I like Japanese Peanuts Fritos this is typical . Yeah , that's not funny at all . Netherlands , holy crap , what do they got ? They got everything . What do you like ? They have barbecue ham , your favorite Barbecued ham With pineapple no , that's dumb . Oh Say , why would you put ? Anyway , we've done this before . How about cheese and onion and pickles ? Cheese onions and pickles oh , that sounds pretty good to me . Yeah , on a sandwich , on a chip . We got Flamin' Hot , typical , yep , yep . Fry saute sauce Yep , that's okay .

Speaker 2 36:20

Oh they got the iconic flavors KFC original recipe , subway teriyaki , margarita , margarita . Let's see , holy Wow , they have an emmental Cheese , olive oil and herbs . My wife would love that . That doesn't sound good to me . Yeah , me not so much . How about hot chicken wings ? Yes , let's do those . I think everybody should agree , that's good . Speaking of hot chicken wings , monday , monday , monday , monday , monday , monday , we're going to have hot chicken wings , meatballs , meatballs and lasagna and lasagna . And You're bringing plastic forks and spoons and spoons . Wow , don't forget the spoons . I'm bringing garlic sticks . What kind ? You were specifically told what kind ? Yes , the regular , you know . I think I'm going to get me some goat kebab , lay's potato chips .

Speaker 2 37:14

Yeah , well , good luck eating those by yourself . Well , I can obviously get them . How about some Lay's waffles ? We've had waffles , no waffles . Waffles , no FK . What's the waffle ? No waffles , no FK . What's the waffle ? I have no freaking clue . Ladies , grills , smoked ladies , mamma mia's , you are gonna get it . What about Pakistan ? They're boring . They got two flavors , they got like four flavors . And Peru ? No , they don't eat . Ladies , ruffles , oh , ruffles , ruffles . Philippines and Thailand , hey , they got French mayonnaise . Wonder what French mayonnaise tastes like ? Probably a little different from Italian . Mayonnaise Comes from , oui , oui , oh , I hope not . Soy sauce flavor . That's awful salty . I bet you , josh , would like this . Salmon teriyaki . Oh , tammy would too . Lobster , bacon and cheese . I would do that . Lobster , bacon and cheese . That's all three . Good , poland , that's too funny . I can't even read that .

Speaker 1 38:23

I was going to say this is going to be stupid .

Speaker 2 38:26

They have cracker flavor .

Speaker 1 38:29

Wait a minute .

Speaker 2 38:30

No , that's offensive . Oven baked multigrain crackers . Why is everything focused about crackers in Poland ?

Speaker 1 38:47

They got nothing but crackers .

Speaker 2 38:49

Because they're Polish . How about wild mushrooms and sour cream ? That's Romania . I like the wild mushrooms , but you can keep that damn sour cream . Okay , let's just listen to the name Sour cream . How about this sour cream ? Let's just listen to the name . Who wants sour cream ? Well , how about this Yogurt and herbs ? I don't even like yogurt . That doesn't sound good at all , I love herbs , but I don't like yogurt .

Speaker 2 39:12

A romantic cheese , not a romantic cheese , tom . Oh , why does this sound like it's getting fuzzy ? I don't know . Are you hearing it or is it getting fuzzy ? I don't know . Are you hearing it or is it just me ? I don't know , it might be just you . Hey , here they go Four cheese pizza .

Speaker 1 39:29

I could do that . What is a four cheese pizza flavor ? What country is that ?

Speaker 2 39:32

Russia , it should be . Oh , communists , that should be our flavor . How about delicate sour cream and onion ? That's dumb . Why cream and onion ? That's dumb ? Why ? Because it's delicate . Yes , you want a chip . That's what do you think people in Saudi Arabia have for their chips ? Camel toe ? Well , something in mint , mint . Why would you want your chip to taste like a mint , chips and mint ? Then they have an Italian mix that's a spicy tomato flavor . Well , see , my dog eats that spicy tomato roasted tomato dog food .

Speaker 1 40:07

They're pretty boring too actually Vietnam ?

Speaker 2 40:14

Wow , texas tenderloin steak . Well go figure . Yeah , that's the first thing Forrest ate when he got over our Steak Zone Grill . Then they have a pork rib , a Brazil barbecue pork rib I'm sorry , with pineapple . Why is everyone possessing pineapple ? There's no pineapple , I figured I'd just throw that in . I was going to say why is everybody possessing it ? How about a nori seaweed chip ? Nori seaweed chip , nori seaweed chip ? Well see , here's the problem with that .

Speaker 2 40:50

I found the winner Hand in my face . No , I found the winner , the winner . Here it comes . Thai spicy squid . What does that taste like Squid ? What does that taste like ? It tastes like a fucking spicy piece of slimy fish that somebody went 2,000 leagues under the sea to freaking capture with a captain named Hook . That's stupid , that's dumb . You couldn't even dip that in shit . It's imported from Thailand Well of course it is . Where else are you going to find something that damn dumb anywhere else ? It has to be imported from Thailand Well , of course it is . Where else are you going to find something that damn dumb anywhere else ? It has to be imported from there I believe that's a delicacy to some people .

Speaker 2 41:28

Yes , that probably is People in Thailand . You freaking ?

Speaker 1 41:32

Do you ?

Speaker 2 41:32

eat the little suction thingies too . Who cares ? They probably do . They probably stick them on the refrigerator and snack on them . Yeah , that's what it is when you go to Thailand and you wake up at midnight and want a snack and you've got to tiptoe down the stairs and all of a sudden you hear what was that ? You're pulling the damn seaweed tater chip with squid on it and the suction cup's right off the refrigerator . Wait a minute , aren't they just baked into the chip ? I mean , I'm not really pulling out a tentacle or anything . Well , that's kind of what it said . Oh yeah , but I think it's just a flavor . And besides , you didn't read anything about testicles . Why would it have the testicles in there ? There was nothing in there about testicles . You just asked me Tentacles , me Tentacles , oh , tentacles . Sorry , my fault .

Speaker 2 42:26

Yeah , there you go , always hearing what you want to hear . Okay , well , unfortunately my hearing goes out when it gets time to shut her down . Yeah , I hear you , tom , in the little black book of conversations . Let's see what's up with the pocketbook ? Little fiasco there at work , oh my goodness what happened there ?

Speaker 2 42:49

Okay , some other lady cleaned out our closets . There's another lady at your house that cleans out your closets . But you said another lady . Yeah , well , I have to say some other lady when I'm talking about my wife , because so I won't be naming names . Okay , so some other lady's cleaning out my closets and gives me three bags of shoes and pocketbooks , purses to lay people and says take these to your work and see if they want them . Now , see , that's what you're doing . You're pulling it . Oh , it's a habit . I'm sorry , stop pulling it , tom , I pull it a lot , it'll grow .

Speaker 2 43:41

Stop pulling it , oh , anyway . So I'm thinking to myself all these girls are going to go nuts over these three bags of clothes and shoes .

Speaker 1 43:53

And they certainly did .

Speaker 2 43:54

Oh , they did .

Speaker 1 43:55

So I take them in there .

Speaker 2 43:57

Watching a Macy's sale or something going on , man , back in the 50s , where ladies were just beating the shit out of each other . Here's what got me . This was my favorite part . Okay , we're not supposed to do this on work time , right , gina ? We got like vultures out there picking through these purses . Now , keep in mind , when my wife buys a pocketbook , it's not like a Walmart pocketbook .

Speaker 1 44:23

Right , right right .

Speaker 2 44:25

They were pretty nice . Brand name they decided they're picking . Here comes the boss . Yep , what's going on out here ? And then the very next thing I hear is oh , I like this one .

Speaker 1 44:42

There was another one out there .

Speaker 2 44:43

Yeah , they all start , and then the next thing I see is the boss was carrying her own pile of merchandise to the office . And she still has it in the room for some reason , but there was a couple left in the other idiot squads .

Speaker 1 45:00

They took pictures . Now what happened ? Was there any ?

Speaker 2 45:01

shoes left . Did they grab all those ? I think those all were gone . They took pictures .

Speaker 1 45:03

Now what happened ? Was there any shoes left ?

Speaker 2 45:03

Did they grab all those . I think those all were gone . That's unbelievable , that's funny . That's funny , but it was just crazy to kind of watch that . It was like a pick and swat .

Speaker 1 45:10

I thought that was very humorous . It was cool .

Speaker 2 45:13

But yeah , and what about ? Hey , we have to work on a Saturday , we get out at 3 . We still have time to go poke one out , yeah .

Speaker 1 45:28

We could just go pop one out I didn't mean it that way .

Speaker 2 45:30

Yeah , pop one out . That's what it was . It's not what I meant that way no . I don't want to come pop one out at your house on a Saturday afternoon .

Speaker 1 45:37

Not like that .

Speaker 2 45:40

Oh boy , People want to pop one out .

Speaker 1 45:42

Yeah , wait a minute , a podcast .

Speaker 2 45:45

I thought man hoping , sometime we'll get some overtime yeah . But not on a podcast Saturday ? No , not on a podcast Saturday , that's you know , priorities , priorities . Well , it gets us away from life for a couple hours and don't worry about nothing . Not that there's anything to worry about a nice three-day weekend coming up . Oh yeah , yeah , yeah , good friday what any plans for that ?

Speaker 2 46:09

uh , I know there'll be no podcast , unfortunately , but it is easter weekend , right ? I don't know , I have any plans , but things might just pop up . Yeah , does do . Does that pop up again ? Yeah , sorry , I have a lot of pop-ups . It's not just the mornings , it's not just for mornings anymore . No , no , no , but it's sort of like Tony the Tiger , tony the Tiger , tony the Tiger . It's great . I don't know what do you think ? Maybe we should go ponder on some porch time for a minute . Yeah , it's getting in that . We'll come back say our goodbyes . Yeah , let's do that .

Speaker 1 47:00

All right .

Speaker 2 47:01

Let's take a little pausey-poo . Some reason it started when we sat down . Oh wow , it's automatic . Yeah , automatic . I'd just like to throw a disclaimer out there . When Tom and I say the name Suzuki Tom , would you like to finish this ? Yes , it means some other motorcycle , exactly , yeah , we don't want to disclose names when we tell stories . He says it's some other motorcycle . Yes , suzuki is not the real name , it's some other motorcycle , some other motorcycle . Yeah , kind of like when I mentioned my wife's name , it's some other lady .

Speaker 2 47:46

Ah , yeah , when I accidentally say tammy or something , it means some other lady , not my wife per se , right ? Just , it's just a name you're throwing out there , yeah , just right some other . If it's his wife , he'll say my wife . Right , right , I will try . Tammy's just a name . He'll say my wife .

Speaker 2 48:03

Right right , I will try . Tammy's just a name he's throwing out there . Yeah , like Suzuki , that means some other lady and Suzuki means Some other motorcycle . There you go . It's our way to keep out of court . I mean not being disrespectful for people . That and HR . I have my own chair in HR . What are you talking about ? You have my own chair in HR . What are you talking about ? You have your own coffee cup too . They take care of you there .

Speaker 1 48:27

I'm more popular in HR than Tim Allen is in the emergency room .

Reflecting on the Week

Speaker 1 48:36

Anyways it's been a great week it has been .

Speaker 2 48:40

This has been a pretty good session . We've had a couple of issues in between , but nothing we couldn't work through A little too much of the spirits today too . Yeah , well , you know what they say about spirits . Yeah , boo Boo , I was just scared for a second . Yeah , but anyway , sport again .

Speaker 2 49:02

Whatever , all right , everyone , everyone everyone take care enjoyed this week and hope you guys had a great week and I hope you enjoyed a little part of this . We did get a little serious and we got a little cranky yeah , I got a little , but that's why we're here , because that's how we feel , this is who we are , and if you appreciate that us , come on back and hear us again . Yep , and until next time , take care , have a great week .