Feb. 7, 2026

From Snowed-In Shenanigans To Playoff Hot Takes

From Snowed-In Shenanigans To Playoff Hot Takes

Send us a text Snow piles up, the studio sits quiet, and we refuse to miss a week. We hit record across a phone line and dive straight into the heart of winter life: a weekend of football that swung from gripping to grueling, a city wrapped in powder, and the odd rituals that take over every grocery aisle and gas station queue. It’s unpolished, real, and full of the kind of moments that make you nod, laugh, and occasionally yell at your speaker. We start with the slate everyone watched and t...

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Snow piles up, the studio sits quiet, and we refuse to miss a week. We hit record across a phone line and dive straight into the heart of winter life: a weekend of football that swung from gripping to grueling, a city wrapped in powder, and the odd rituals that take over every grocery aisle and gas station queue. It’s unpolished, real, and full of the kind of moments that make you nod, laugh, and occasionally yell at your speaker.

We start with the slate everyone watched and the matchup no one enjoyed. Denver vs New England gets a frank autopsy—sacks everywhere, a rookie who kept his head, and a backward pass that never should’ve left a hand. From there, we look at genuine season turnarounds and what a playoff run feels like when last year was all losses. Hopes tilt toward California, where the Super Bowl’s neutral ground is anything but neutral when corporate seats swallow fan noise. We weigh matchups, talk nerves, and admit that progress still matters even if the bracket doesn’t break your way.

Then the snowstorm seeps into everything. We lampoon the milk–bread–eggs stampede, the 2 a.m. generator “test,” the candle drawer with zero lighters, and the neighbor who predicts 6.17 inches with total confidence and a 0 percent hit rate. The South gets innovative: leaf blowers moonlight as snowblowers, and powder moves with a push. Between punchlines, we trade real tips that save your back and your budget when winter tries to run the table.

The tone turns serious as we wrestle with protest safety and policing under stress. We unpack training, the adrenaline myth of “shoot the leg,” and the risks crowds take when chaos ignites. It’s an honest, imperfect conversation about responsibility, restraint, and why binaries rarely help people get home safe. No grandstanding, just straight talk that respects the stakes and invites listeners to consider the hard parts most shows avoid.

By the end, the thread holding it all together is simple: show up for your people. Remote recording isn’t pretty, but connection beats silence. We promise better audio next time, more of the music talk you love, and plenty of room for your stories. Tap follow, share with a friend who panic-buys eggs, and leave a quick review to help others find us. Got a snow hack or a playoff take? Drop a voicemail at mtaltpod.com—we’ll feature our favorites in the next show.

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00:00 - Snowed In And Remote Setup

03:56 - Local Life, Pets, And Studio Gossip

06:31 - Weekend Football Recap

12:10 - Playoffs, Super Bowl Hopes, And Fans

15:35 - Weather Rants And Local News

21:00 - Policing, Protests, And Public Safety

27:29 - Satirical Snowstorm PSA

29:30 - Snow Panic Habits And Prep Fails

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Oh, we're finally back.

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And just to let everybody know, Tom is joining us remotely today.

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What's up, Tom?

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Hey guys, what's going on?

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Uh how's it being snowed in up there in uh East Cupcake?

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Well, yeah, with this.

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This is my second weekend.

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I hope I don't have to spend three days in this house again.

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Well, this is snow.

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I'll take this over that damn ice we had last week.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So so I've got birds all over the place, and I'm trying to keep them fed, and that's costing me more than feeding my dogs.

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Well, speak speaking of keeping someone fed, how's old uh squeaking uh the uh what's her name?

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Emma Louise?

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Ethel Louise Ethel, whatever her damn name is.

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Her mother.

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Her mother How are they doing up there in the hill?

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Well, her mother came and got her because they were afraid they would lose power.

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Shit, I didn't even know they had power in that hole.

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But well, they're not stealing electricity from you, are they?

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Huh.

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I don't know.

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Anyway, uh I'm uh I'm sure he's doing well.

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He probably isn't even out of bed yet.

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I heard some kind of music playing last night.

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Oh, geez.

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Well, I doubt either one of them are gonna come out to the studio today.

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So that's a good thing here.

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So I guess that you got squeak snowed in with you, and who the hell knows where Pip is?

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Yeah.

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He's a little wild one.

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He's he's the wild one of the big things.

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We never know what's going on with Pip.

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Oh, we don't.

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He's secretive.

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He likes to hang out with them little fellows in the tree, right?

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Oh, does he?

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Yeah, you know, else make cookies.

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Yeah, he doesn't mind them.

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Yeah.

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Well, Squeak, he he's yeah.

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I had a pack of cookies in the cabin one day.

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He came over here and it was like he ran the place.

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He said, I don't want to see another pack of these T Burrell cookies in this house again.

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I said, What?

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Anyway, I had to send him on his day.

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I don't blame you.

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But anyway.

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Right.

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So uh should we talk should we talk about last weekend's games?

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Yeah, we can do that.

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We should.

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I think there were some were some good games except for one.

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Yeah.

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Okay, watchable games, let's put it that way.

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Yeah, there were many watchable games except for one.

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Right.

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Could people guess which one we thought was a crappy game?

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Yeah.

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Tick tock.

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Tick tock.

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Yes, folks, it was a Denver New England game.

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A slot fest.

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It was terrible.

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It was horrible.

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It was.

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Like I said to you at work this week, Tom, if that game would have started out in a snowstorm like that it did, it like it ended, and then it ended 10-7, that's a different game.

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Right.

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They had a whole half to score forwards.

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Yeah, both teams did, Tom.

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Both teams did.

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The only problem, the only difference is finally Drake May didn't make a mistake in this game.

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Yeah, exactly.

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He got sacked a shitload of times, but he never fumbled the ball or got an interception.

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Almost, almost an interception.

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And I really ain't saying nothing bad about my quarterback, the backup we had, because I do like him.

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There were some drop crop drop catches, too.

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There were.

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There were.

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I mean, not a lot, not a lot.

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And somewhat pretty difficult, but I noticed that.

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And that running back at the at that play there with the backwards pass.

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I watched it over and over, and I could see what that running back was supposed to do, and he just didn't do it.

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He looked like a crowd out of the water with diarrhoea.

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I mean, it's it was gonna be a quick release for the defense to come in anyway.

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So that was the outlet.

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Let them come in.

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I'm gonna throw the ball to you.

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Don't go trying to block because you can't do it.

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Yeah.

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But anyways.

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It was a crazy game all the way around.

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Yeah.

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Well, Patriots move on, and now we hear that uh rumblings of Dre Mays, Drake Mays shoulder.

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Supposedly.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You haven't heard that?

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Oh, I haven't heard that.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah.

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All weekend.

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I don't get a lot on the Patriots, but they are saying that.

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Right.

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I just love football.

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One of them stories I figure everybody's like, uh-huh.

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I don't geez, I don't know how this game's gonna work out next week, but we'll find out, I guess.

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It doesn't I'm already a little nervous, but you know what, Tom?

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I said it before we even played you guys.

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If we lost to you guys, I'm still happy for the season because both of our seasons.

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We were four and thirteen last year.

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That that's a big turnaround.

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I'm happy.

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Everything else is uh you know, frosting on the cake there, whatever you want to call it, however you want to say it.

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We won five games last year, I think.

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What's that, Tom?

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I think I think we had won five games last year.

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I think you won eight last year, Tom.

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I think I looked it up and it was eight.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah.

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Because I thought you were I thought you were guys with bad.

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I think it was the year before.

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It made it to the playoffs.

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Yeah, so you had at least nine wins then.

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Eight or nine wins last year.

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Because you lost in that first game, right?

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That's the wild call game, that's what it was.

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Yeah, sure it is.

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So, yeah.

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But Super Bowl 60, California.

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It's gonna be some safe.

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Yep.

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I hope Seattle comes and just forgets what a football looks like.

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You know some people.

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Yeah, I know, but Seattle's that's a tough team.

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Let's be realistic.

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But the good thing is it's on you know neutral ground, so but you never even the fans in the audience are never your fans really, you get a couple little spurts of Seattle fans or Ingram fans, because everybody else gets the tickets, all the Richie folk and everything, the people that don't give a shit just want to be seen at the Super Bowl.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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And I wish I would have remembered to do a little research, but I heard sometime this week that a Dallas cowboy was killed in a car accident.

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Yeah, I can't remember who it was.

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I'll have to look that up and bring it up later on, but Lamont Francis What's funny to me is Lamar's real name was Grady What did I just say his name was?

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Come on, Grady Lamont Wilson is his name.

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Right.

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Well on the show, Grady was Fred's best friend.

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So that's pretty crazy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm just looking out the window here at the snowfall.

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It's pr it's pretty.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I'm talking about seven eight inches already, and it's just not stopped.

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Okay, nobody likes a bragger.

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All right?

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Oh, no, it's no, no.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I would tell you how how big he is, but I've not seen him lately.

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Yeah, well, with with this weather, I understand.

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Okay.

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So this is a little strange.

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Uh talk to talking to you on the old phone.

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Yep.

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And I'm hoping that we can kind of control this over talking together.

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It's hard to see, and it's it's hard to tell when somebody's gonna say something.

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So if I over talk, I'm sorry.

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So uh and I apologize in advance too, because I know I've done it.

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Yeah, this is kind of tough.

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We've we've only done this one other time, and and this is a tough little situation, but we love you guys.

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We thank you for listening, and we're we're gonna just make sure that we have this stuff out.

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Yeah, we just you know we wanted to get something out.

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We last week we had the ice storm, so it was no podcast then.

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This week we got this snowstorm, so this is the best we could do, but I we definitely wanted to get something out.

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Hopefully, it sounds all right.

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Obviously, you know the circumstances now, so if it sounds like shit, oh well.

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Yeah.

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Of course most of us sound like shit.

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We're trying.

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Yes, sir.

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We you guys try to come in every week.

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We're gonna try to be here.

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So to the best of our ability.

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I hope you're having as much fun listening as we are doing.

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Oh yeah.

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Well, I'll be tweaking this stuff and uh getting different setups here, getting something different uh accessories for the old Pod Track eight.

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Maybe we can if we have to do this again, we can make it sound a little better.

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Yep.

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And maybe maybe this is gonna sound all right.

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We we don't know yet.

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We haven't learned.

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So no, once I put it on and edit and go through everything, fine-tune it, we'll see what happens.

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But I mean it is what it is right now, Tom.

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So Yep.

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But it is awful pretty.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And like I said, I just felt like we needed to get something out, anyways.

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I just it was important to both of us.

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So this is the best we could do.

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That's what we're doing, bud.

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Yep.

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So, anyways, do you think we'll be working Monday, Tom?

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I doubt it.

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I doubt it too.

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This isn't supposed to stop till later on this evening.

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I don't mean late this evening, but later on this evening.

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And 10 o'clock here.

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Yeah, I think I think you're wrong, my friend.

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Well, watch I watch ch I watch your little stupid channel nine today, and the you're supposed to we're all supposed to be done.

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That's what I'm saying.

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I'm not wrong.

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The phone is, if I, you know.

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Oh, my phone's always wrong.

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That's my music.

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It it tells me it'll say it's 40 degrees outside, it's 12.

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No, it's not 40.

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Yeah, or or no rain.

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I walk outside.

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What's this?

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Yeah, why is everything wet?

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You'll get rain in about four hours.

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Yeah, I'm getting rain now.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, I was watching your old Channel 9 there, watching the idiots all out in a storm.

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Look, it's snowing.

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Yes, I can see.

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It's the same thing up north.

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They do the same thing.

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You don't need to be outside in it.

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We can see.

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That's like the old timers.

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They all have the weather stoned.

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If it's wet.

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Oh God, here we go.

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If it's dry, it's sunny.

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If it's moving, it's windy.

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You know how that is.

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Yes, I do.

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That's awesome.

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So we got some weird stuff, not to bring up anything weird, but we had some we had stuff going on in Minnesota.

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Still.

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Yeah.

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They said it was 4th of July, I think.

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Well, they think it's something.

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But you know, it's all peaceful.

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Very peaceful.

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Yeah, it's a peaceful protest.

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That's what they call that.

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And then they get this this dude here that got shot.

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Maybe shouldn't it get shot?

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Maybe, you know, whatever.

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I don't know the whole story.

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But all I know is them making him out to be a saint when you see him at another protest, spitting on people, breaking the uh rear taillights on these cars of ice.

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Yep.

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See, the problem is, I'll tell you what the problem is.

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Don't wait, don't hesitate.

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Anyone does anything, just lock their ass up.

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Yeah, it don't I mean that'll take care of all this problem, too.

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So start putting these people away.

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Yep.

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Radicals.

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I mean protesting Go ahead, Tom.

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They're putting themselves in danger.

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Right.

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They're putting other people around them in danger.

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Because you know, if a cop has to shoot to save his own life, he's gonna how many people is gonna be around that a stray bullet could hit?

00:14:29.279 --> 00:14:32.159
There's just a lot of stuff going on.

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A lot of stuff can be so it's crazy.

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Some of these cops aren't the best shots either, so now did he did the guy have to unload like seven rounds in him?

00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:44.639
Maybe not.

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No, little overkill.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's pretty expensive.

00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:54.000
But when I hear people, why didn't you just shoot him in the leg?

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No, you're trained to go for the mask.

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That's what you trained for.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's hard enough to hit a when your adrenaline is pumping, it's hard enough.

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I don't know how many people out there listening are hunters.

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But when I'm deer hunting and I see that big guy coming through the woods, my heart starts pounding, my breathing gets I can't hardly breathe.

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I mean, it's hard to hit a certain party at somebody.

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You get somebody coming at you, your life is in danger.

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It's probably ten times worse than a deer.

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But I'm just saying, you don't have time to, oh, I'm gonna go for a kneecap.

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No, I I can't hardly hit a chest at this, you know.

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I just don't see people.

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I just don't understand why people have to put their lives in danger like that.

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Just leave the cops alone, let them do their job.

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Yeah, I feel the same way, Tom.

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And trying to like I like you said, it's impossible.

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I don't care.

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You had to be a crack shot.

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This isn't the movies.

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Where you just boom, I got him in the leg, boom, I got him in the arm.

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Nope.

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Yeah.

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That's work that way.

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It's too bad.

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I mean, like I said, uh I agree with a lot of it.

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I don't want to see anybody die.

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I mean, but don't put yourself in stupid situations either.

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Exactly.

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What are we really protesting?

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Yeah, don't pick up a flashbang.

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Why did you do that?

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Oh, that was another dumb thing, right?

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Before it even goes off, pick it up.

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Yeah, and the sad part is I can tell you why she did it.

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Because from school age, she was pumped so much poison and rhetoric of hate and all this other stuff, and how your pronouns mean something and your rights are being dangerous.

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They're silly.

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She had so much hate when she came there, she put her life and her limbs in danger because she wanted so badly to pick that thing up and throw it back at them.

00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:06.480
Well, here's the problem.

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Here's the problem, and it's because of Trump.

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No one likes Trump, so anything Trump does, they're gonna be against.

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When Biden and Obama were getting rid of people left and especially Obama was getting, I shouldn't say Biden, but Obama was getting rid of people left and right over three million, no one squawked.

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And when they ask them, well, nobody said, Well, because they did it this way.

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No, it's because you guys didn't protest it.

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That's why it was easy to get them and get out.

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Nobody protested you, you know?

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Well, and the other thing was I seen somewhere on social media picture of Obama putting the medal on the dude that everybody hates now.

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Yep.

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For doing what he's doing now.

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We'll move on from it.

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No, he uh one last statement.

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He can eat it all just by saying it is bad or it's good to breathe.

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And they'd all just quit breathing because Trump said to breathe.

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I'm not gonna breathe.

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He could get he could just eat it all.

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They'd all stop breathing.

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Just go spiding.

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That would be good.

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Anyway, that's my right.

00:18:20.559 --> 00:18:21.119
Well, you know what?

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I'm gonna I'm gonna pause this for one sec, Tom, because we're gonna do uh important PSA.

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So I'm gonna give it a little pause.

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This is a public service announcement regarding the upcoming snowstorm.

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Residents are advised to panic responsibly.

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Please buy all available milk, bread, and eggs, even if you don't know why.

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Fill your gas tank completely.

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Test your generator at 2 a.m.

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so your neighbors remain informed.

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If power is lost, light every candle at once, then immediately realize you forgot where the flashlight is.

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Remember, four inches is nothing.

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Six inches is a disaster.

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Eight inches will be disgust for the rest of your life.

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This has been a public service announcement.

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Good luck.

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And remember, you should have bought more milk.

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All right, we're back.

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Where do we find these people that do these PSAs and ads?

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Jeez.

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Oh, yeah, they're fun.

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Fun, all right.

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There you go.

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So, you know, you know, it's kind of weird not having the old little dudes in the studio.

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Yeah.

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So quiet.

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Yeah.

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Hey, you know, I still have Well, it's quiet because you're not here either.

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Well, I still have all my snacks.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, just don't let Squeak in.

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Yeah.

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He's a little he's like a little ninja.

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You gotta watch out for him.

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Yeah, he'll come over here and go through the doors.

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All right.

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So Tom, keep him keeping with our snowstorm theme.

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Right.

00:19:50.079 --> 00:19:51.359
I looked up a few things.

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Some like weird shit that, you know, in our in our MT alternative fodder, would as you'd say.

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Things that happen during snowstorms, what people do.

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Either prepare or their activities or whatever.

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Right?

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All right, here's number one.

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We can all agree on this one.

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Milk, bread, and eggs panic ritual.

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What the hell's up with that?

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Explain that to me.

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Boy, I don't know.

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Here's the thing.

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What are you gonna do with milk, bread, and eggs?

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To keep you alive if you're for two days.

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I mean, why would you pick that?

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You know what I pick?

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What's that?

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I picked ramen noodles.

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I picked ramen noodles.

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You pick ramen noodles.

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Yeah.

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It may last forever.

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Well, yeah, that's all right, but I mean, why panic?

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You what?

00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:45.920
You're gonna be out for what?

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How much bread and milk do you need in two or three days?

00:20:49.839 --> 00:20:50.240
Yeah.

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I just bought the regular two loads.

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Well that's always that's my point.

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You know, I need uh if I get a gallon of milk, that gallon of milk's gonna last me.

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Now it's just me drinking it.

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It'll last me two or three days.

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I don't need to buy five gallons of milk.

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And then uh exactly.

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I only have I only have two and a half gallons in my refrigerator right now.

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So I didn't well and here's an you know, bring it up to this.

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Okay, we just had the ice storm last weekend, correct?

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Right.

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Stores were cleared out.

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We have a snowstorm new.

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We're talking a week.

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Where did everybody all that stuff that they packed up or whatever and hoarded, where did it go?

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Okay, I'll tell you where it went.

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Here's my theory.

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Everybody, three days before that storm ever hit, shelves were already empty.

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Right.

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Three people had that stuff before the storm ever hit.

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They ate it before the storm got here.

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Dumbasses.

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Idiot.

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You can't just what you could do, save it a whole week.

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Right.

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Come on, man, don't be stupid, people.

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It's snow.

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Just do your normal grocery shop and you'll be fine.

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It's not the apocalypse.

00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:10.960
And then what gets me too, Tom, is why are we buying all kinds of toilet paper?

00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:17.920
Well, because you gotta shit 15 times for all the stuff you bought.

00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:21.440
There you go.

00:22:21.839 --> 00:22:22.319
There you go.

00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:23.599
I'm always on the toilet.

00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:24.160
Yeah.

00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:25.759
I'm always making.

00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:28.559
Let's move on to the next big one.

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This is the the smart people.

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Let's test the generator during the storm.

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My power's out.

00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:37.279
Let me get the generator.

00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:39.039
Shit, it's not starting up.

00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:40.799
What happened to it?

00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:43.839
Well, I haven't started it since the last storm.

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That was two years ago.

00:22:45.039 --> 00:22:45.680
Oh, yeah.

00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:51.200
Oil looks like sludge.

00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:53.680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:54.559 --> 00:22:56.319
Oh, and what about the gas station?

00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:58.559
Everybody's got to run to the gas station.

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If you're not going anywhere during the storm, how much gas do you need?

00:23:03.039 --> 00:23:03.359
Okay.

00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:05.039
Generators, I get it.

00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:06.160
You know, you lose power.

00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:07.119
I get it.

00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:10.160
But other than that, I don't understand.

00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:20.240
I understand that if your power goes out at home, you always have your car to crank and charge your phone and stay warm or whatever.

00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.279
And you do need to make sure you got a little bit of gas.

00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:24.160
No, no, no.

00:23:24.240 --> 00:23:29.039
I understand the filling up, but the full the full panic mode, everybody's there at once.

00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:33.279
Does everybody get gas at all at once during a regular snowstorm?

00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:33.920
No.

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Nope.

00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:36.640
So everybody knows the storm's coming.

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And you get these people who hardly go anywhere.

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Oh, I I I drove eight miles.

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I better go top it off.

00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:43.119
You don't need to top it off.

00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:47.839
What happens to these people that get hit all of a sudden with a tornado?

00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:50.319
They don't have time to go shop for that.

00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:53.519
Come on, even if they did, where's the stuff gonna go after?

00:23:53.759 --> 00:23:56.880
Once that tornado hits, you don't have that anymore.

00:23:58.319 --> 00:24:02.079
I mean, they they get hit all of a sudden and they tough it out.

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Come on, people.

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Right.

00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:06.480
Oh, this is true.

00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:08.000
It's okay.

00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:14.000
I guess we got people who also argue about snow shovels and snowblowers.

00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.559
Some people believe shoveling's better than a snowblower.

00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:18.640
Uh I'm gonna go with the snowblower people.

00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:19.519
Yeah, me too.

00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:22.480
You know how many people have shoveling snow?

00:24:23.440 --> 00:24:24.079
Exactly.

00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:27.359
No one I ever know was shoveling and said, This is great.

00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:28.480
No one's ever said that.

00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:30.640
Well, this is fun.

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Nope.

00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:34.000
First of all, not fun at all.

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In the cold.

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Okay, here's another one.

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We might lose power, so let's buy out all the candles.

00:24:42.319 --> 00:24:42.960
Yeah.

00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:44.799
But yet we get all these candles.

00:24:44.960 --> 00:24:46.000
Anybody got a lighter?

00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:46.480
Nope.

00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:47.039
Lighter?

00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:47.680
Match?

00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:48.240
Nope.

00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:49.119
Somebody?

00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:52.319
Nope.

00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:53.359
Oopsie.

00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:55.759
We got all these candles and nothing to light them with.

00:24:56.160 --> 00:25:00.240
And that's why these people buy powdered water.

00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:02.319
What?

00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:03.519
Yeah.

00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:07.279
Those three kinds of people buy powdered water.

00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:08.799
Powdered water.

00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:09.839
Here we go again.

00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:11.839
Powdered water.

00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:12.559
Very odd.

00:25:12.720 --> 00:25:13.599
So how do you all right?

00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:14.880
So what do I do with the powder?

00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:16.640
How do I make water out of that powder?

00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:18.799
You gotta put water in it.

00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:21.200
Oh, well, wait a minute.

00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:24.640
Well, wait a minute here.

00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:28.880
All right, how about truly odd snowstorm behavior?

00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:30.880
Oh, then you get the people too who don't care.

00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:34.640
They put this stuff out in the freeze of the freezer to put it outside, you know.

00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:36.640
And then they'll forget it exists till spring.

00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.119
Oh shit, I put that burger out there, the hamburger.

00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:41.759
But, anyways, outdoor furniture panic.

00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:44.480
People rush to secure their patio chairs.

00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:49.119
If a snowstorm is going to steal them and sell them on a Facebook marketplace or some shit.

00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:49.519
Yeah.

00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:52.480
I fold mine up and put them out there in the garage.

00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:54.079
Well, you gotta fold them up.

00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.559
That's fine, but just not go secure them.

00:25:57.039 --> 00:25:58.640
Yeah, let's tie them down.

00:25:59.519 --> 00:26:01.119
We got one for you, Tom.

00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:01.519
Okay.

00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:04.640
Random acts of pre-storm drinking.

00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:07.920
If we lose power, I want to be halfway there already.

00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:14.319
Storm hits, everyone's asleep by 7:45 p.m.

00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:16.079
What are you doing?

00:26:16.160 --> 00:26:17.279
I'm getting lit, man.

00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.400
We're gonna lose power.

00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:19.119
I'm ready.

00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:21.279
Yeah, I'm ready.

00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:24.799
Woo! All right, how about layering like the crossing the Alps?

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Three hoodies, two coats, shorts, flip-flops, socks.

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Only in the south.

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Let's get all the stuff on.

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Let's see.

00:26:34.160 --> 00:26:37.039
Then we have the neighborhood weather expert emerges.

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Oh, red.

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Right.

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I was thinking the same.

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Knows the exact inch amount.

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Predicts heavy snow at exactly 3.17 a.m.

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Yep, that's what it said.

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Has been wrong.

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Has been wrong since 1998.

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That's red.

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Oh my goodness.

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Oh, speaking of emergency meals and noodles and whatever, snowstorm delusional prep.

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Emergency meals that will never be eaten.

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Canned beets, crackers from the Carter administration, and one mysterious one mysterious soup labeled chicken-ish.

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Chicken-ish.

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Chicken-ish.

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It's chicken-ish.

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Chicken be, man.

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Oh, here's here's my wife charging everything except for what matters.

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Phone's at 100%, laptop at 100%, smoke detector still chirping.

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Every first of the month I put I che I test mine.

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Change the battery, test it.

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I just do it the twice-a year thing.

00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:44.319
Yeah, I've got one.

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I've got one smoke.

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Or or it'll tell me sometimes in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping.

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It'll just tell me like beep.

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Oh, son of a bitch.

00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:54.960
Yeah.

00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:59.440
Now when we lived in the house in Hudson, it was it was like that.

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I had two and they just beat the I'd go nuts.

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Three o'clock in the morning.

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Oh, I freaking hate it.

00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:07.839
What that?

00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:09.759
Let's see.

00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:11.440
Oh, here we go.

00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:13.759
This is probably either one of us, Tom.

00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:14.319
Okay.

00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:17.200
I'll run out real quick, little lie.

00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:18.799
I'll be back in five minutes.

00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:19.920
Gone for two hours.

00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:22.400
Returns with one bag of chips and a story.

00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.240
You should have been with me.

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I was just somebody came across the highway and hit it, and I couldn't go anywhere.

00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:34.720
I was stuck in the middle of it.

00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:36.640
Then the helicopter came.

00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:36.960
Yeah.

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It just goes.

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It just goes on.

00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:44.480
Then there was an ice raid right next to the house next to me.

00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:50.400
Yep, things people do before snowstorms that make no sense, man.

00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:51.759
I just don't get it.

00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:55.759
Yeah, that's pretty crazy, is right.

00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:56.240
Yeah.

00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:59.359
Well, what's funny is North Carolina here lately.

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I've been here since 82.

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And we've had like two major snowstorms and a major ice storm since I've lived here.

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And then we've had some pretty good snow.

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But this one falls under the pretty good snow.

00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:27.839
It's nowhere like it was in, you know, when Josh was a baby and it snowed two and a half feet.

00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:35.279
No, but Tom, the good thing is, I mean, it's that the the good thing, if there is a good thing, it's that light powdery snow.

00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:36.720
Oh, I know, it's real light.

00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:37.440
Yeah.

00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:39.440
And that's, you know, yeah, it sucks.

00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:40.319
It's piling up.

00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:41.279
Yes, that does suck.

00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:45.839
But the good thing is it's if you have to even shovel, you just push it and you can move that shit out of the way.

00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:47.519
I've been using my leaf blower.

00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:50.400
Yeah, that's what I've been using.

00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:55.440
And that makes more sense in the winter than it does in the fall when you're trying to blow leaves around, stupid people.

00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:56.880
Well, see, right?

00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:59.119
What do you call that's my snowblower?

00:29:59.200 --> 00:29:59.839
No, that's a leaf.

00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:01.039
No, it's my snowblower.

00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:01.680
Yeah.

00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:03.200
I don't blow my leaves.

00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:04.160
I mulch them.

00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:05.920
Wait a minute.

00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:07.920
You blow?

00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:10.559
No, I don't blow my leaves.

00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:11.359
I mulch.

00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:12.319
Oh, okay.

00:30:13.200 --> 00:30:14.240
Well, what do you blow?

00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:15.759
Nothing.

00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:17.279
Okay, all right.

00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.440
Well, you just say you don't blow your leaves.

00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:24.160
I'd left that open for a lot of I have blown a few job interviews.

00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:31.200
I probably won't tell you why, but yeah.

00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:32.480
Oh, well it is.

00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:34.240
It is what it is, Tom.

00:30:34.960 --> 00:30:39.039
Sometimes your stories are left uh best left unsaid.

00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:42.240
We don't need we don't need to hear some of them.

00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:43.440
I don't know.

00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:44.160
Okay.

00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:46.880
Okay, I'll tell you.

00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:49.440
Oh crap.

00:30:50.480 --> 00:30:51.039
Yeah.

00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:55.359
He said what do you think your best quality is?

00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:01.119
You said uh honestly.

00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:05.200
You said that's a good one.

00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:12.720
I didn't get that job.

00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:14.559
No, I wonder why.

00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:16.079
I was being honest.

00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:19.680
Ah He wanted to know.

00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:22.799
Oh, he knew.

00:31:23.119 --> 00:31:23.519
Uh-huh.

00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:25.279
And then I got fired.

00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:26.960
Before I ever got hired.

00:31:29.200 --> 00:31:30.079
Just as well, Tom.

00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:30.640
Just as well.

00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:33.119
At least I didn't fart in cut seat though.

00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:35.359
Oh no, that's that's a good thing.

00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:36.799
That's a real good thing.

00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:46.480
I'm also I'm a little sorry we didn't get to talk about any bands, but the situation for what it is.

00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:50.880
We'll s see how our little experiment works.

00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:51.920
Yeah.

00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:55.119
But if it works, it sounds good.

00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:57.119
Maybe we can do more of this.

00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:03.359
Little stuff that we if we can't, you know, if we can't get to down to the studio together or something.

00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:04.720
Right.

00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:06.960
Yeah, we'll figure it out.

00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:09.519
But uh, I think I'm gonna get going, Tom.

00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:12.480
Ooh, oopsie, oopsie daisy.

00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:15.200
I'm gonna listen to this, see how it sounds, bud.

00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:21.920
Folks, we'll be back hopefully next week in the studio together.

00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:25.039
And uh hopefully we'll have the little dudes with us.

00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:29.680
Yeah, maybe they'll come back around since they become big stars.

00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:31.279
Oh, no, yeah, that's right.

00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:33.039
It definitely went to Squeak's head.

00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:35.759
We discussed that already, but uh folks.

00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:40.880
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00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:49.759
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00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:51.279
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00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:56.079
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00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:57.279
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00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:58.799
Please check that out.

00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:03.279
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00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:11.519
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00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:12.880
Yeah.

00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:15.200
Less less pip and squeak.

00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:16.000
That'd be awesome.

00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:17.279
No, no, kidding.

00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:20.480
They they are pretty good teams.

00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:29.839
I mean they opposites of fact, you know, they they're just as different of each other as you and I.

00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:36.079
You know, you like your your rock and roll, and I like my country and get together and yeah, become friends.

00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:40.240
It's just crazy how people less.

00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:41.599
Yep.

00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:47.920
And uh we always again would like to thank God for the gift of gap.

00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:50.079
Everyone, appreciate you listening.

00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:56.640
Sorry about the way this uh podcast ended up, but hopefully it's still listenable, you know, and you enjoy it.

00:33:56.799 --> 00:34:00.799
And we'll be hopefully back next week with, like I said, back in the studio.

00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:02.079
Tom, it's been great.

00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:03.440
Yeah, everyone again.

00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:04.720
Thanks for listening.

00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:06.880
And uh take care.

00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:07.759
God bless.

00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:08.719
Later.

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See you later.