Jan. 15, 2026

Season Three, Porch Rain, Fresh Chaos

Season Three, Porch Rain, Fresh Chaos

Send us a text The rain is steady, the porch is alive, and season three kicks off with our favorite kind of chaos: honest laughs, sharp pivots, and a plan to make this the most personal run yet. We start with football—bye weeks, “easy” schedules, and the odd hangover of overseas games—then acknowledge the truth every fan knows: you still have to win the ones in front of you. From wildcard predictions to those late-night Sunday kickoffs that ruin Monday mornings, the NFL talk sets a fast, fami...

Send us a text

The rain is steady, the porch is alive, and season three kicks off with our favorite kind of chaos: honest laughs, sharp pivots, and a plan to make this the most personal run yet. We start with football—bye weeks, “easy” schedules, and the odd hangover of overseas games—then acknowledge the truth every fan knows: you still have to win the ones in front of you. From wildcard predictions to those late-night Sunday kickoffs that ruin Monday mornings, the NFL talk sets a fast, familiar cadence.

Then we widen the lens. Between jokes about AI-fueled prank videos and comment-section rabbit holes, we detour into a tough moment from Minnesota and talk bluntly about protests, policing, and risk. It’s messy, human, and real—an attempt to put empathy next to responsibility without pretending the answers are simple. That honesty clears the way for a surprisingly tight deep dive: why Greenland isn’t just a headline, it’s a strategy. We break down Arctic shipping lanes, Thule Air Base, rare earth minerals, and the global chess match with Russia and China. The idea had teeth; the delivery needed finesse. Consider this your primer on how geopolitics meets geography—and why the map is changing.

All of it builds toward our big shift this season: moving to a music-first format that follows the songs that changed our lives. Not just decades or genres, but the tracks that hit hard—the ones that gave us courage, rewired a day, or marked a memory. Expect stories behind the artists, connections across eras, and the moments when a chorus becomes a compass. We’ve rolled out a new logo, merch is coming, and you can find us on Spotify, iHeartRadio, Amazon Music, Deezer, and more. Want a say in where we go next? Head to mt altpod.com and drop us a voice message with the artist or song you want us to unpack.

If this mix of porch honesty, football heat, geopolitical curiosity, and music storytelling hits your lane, follow the show, share it with a friend, and leave a quick review. Your notes shape the season—and your song picks might just lead our next deep dive.

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00:00 - Season Three Cold Open And Banter

02:00 - Porch Weather, Wind, And Holiday Bits

04:35 - Football Talk And Strength Of Schedule

08:30 - New Logo, Merch Plans, And Therapy Vibes

12:45 - Internet Clips, AI Pranks, And Childhood Mischief

18:55 - Minnesota Protest Rant And Law Enforcement

21:02 - Pippin Squeak Takeover Skit

24:30 - Back From Skit And Ratings Jokes

26:30 - Greenland Strategy, Arctic Power, And Trump

33:20 - Music Format Reboot And What’s Next

36:50 - Wildcard Weekend Picks And NFL Chat

40:45 - New Logo Reminder And Where To Listen

47:20 - Rupert’s Farewell And Sign Off