March 10, 2026

Two Friends Tackle Hypocrisy, Football Heartbreak, Sesame Street Lore, And Snack Oddities

Send a text The score said blowout, but it felt like a slow bleed. We kick off with a Super Bowl that hinged on field position, a pick six, and a defense doing the heavy lifting while the offense vanished—then admit the most compelling football might have come earlier, in a Rams vs. Seattle clash that had true championship energy. It’s a frank, funny, and slightly bruised debrief that any fan who’s lived through a flat title game will recognize. From there we push into the conversation so ma...

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The score said blowout, but it felt like a slow bleed. We kick off with a Super Bowl that hinged on field position, a pick six, and a defense doing the heavy lifting while the offense vanished—then admit the most compelling football might have come earlier, in a Rams vs. Seattle clash that had true championship energy. It’s a frank, funny, and slightly bruised debrief that any fan who’s lived through a flat title game will recognize.

From there we push into the conversation so many shows dodge: voter ID and immigration policy, not as a shouting match but as a consistency check. We contrast broad public support for ID requirements with partisan resistance, then roll through a rapid-fire montage of past leaders calling illegal immigration “wrong, plain and simple.” The goal isn’t to pick a team; it’s to demand that principles outlast party jerseys. If you care about border security, voting integrity, and media narratives, this segment is catnip for your critical thinking.

We lighten the mood with our recurring chaos agents, Pip and Squeak, who wage war on the Sesame Street theme and revisit the era when Snuffleupagus was only real to Big Bird. That absurdity opens a surprising window into childhood logic, shared imagination, and how stories teach us to see. It’s satire with a soft center—equal parts nostalgia and nudge.

Music ties it all together. We trade playlists—Merle Haggard’s lived-in grit, Nightwish’s cinematic sweep, and the unapologetic fun of a party-rock set—while debating whether a singer needs the songwriter crown to be “king.” We also draw a line between art that preaches and art that moves, arguing for music that earns its message. And because ritual matters, we close with a world tour of outrageous game-day snacks, from gochujang wings to 47-layer dip, deciding where innovation ends and culinary hubris begins. A quick look at the UFL reminds us that the game always finds new life—and new players hungry for their shot.

If you laughed, argued, or added a song to your queue, tap follow, share this with a friend who yells at the TV, and leave us a review—what’s the weirdest Super Bowl snack you’ve ever defended?

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00:00 - Cold Open Banter And Work Updates

02:27 - Super Bowl Recap And Defensive Silver Linings

05:20 - Best Game Wasn’t The Super Bowl

06:43 - Weather Gripes And Shop Talk

06:58 - Mock Sponsor: RegretFuel

07:41 - Voter ID And Immigration Hypocrisy

12:24 - Soundbite Montage And Reaction

15:05 - Dialing Back The Politics

15:17 - Pip And Squeak Skit: Sesame Street Rant

28:53 - Debrief On Sesame Street Logic

31:19 - What We’re Listening To: Merle, Nightwish, Cody

37:54 - Art, Politics, And Just Entertain Us

39:33 - Global Super Bowl Snacks Gone Weird

45:00 - Personal Game Day Eats And Football Future

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If you came here for warmth and joy, you came to the wrong place.

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Tom, what's the hell's up by not too much, Mike?

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We're together again.

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Together again.

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Together again.

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We're always together.

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Yeah, well, the other day we got snowed out and I had to be in the bedroom.

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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Well, I had to be in my bedroom.

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All right, all right.

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This is almost like the conversation we had earlier where someone made you got you really hard.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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That wouldn't hurt.

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Oh.

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Well, we can do anything.

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No.

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We're gonna use that for the cold open next time.

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I have it on here, so I'll remember.

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That'll be great.

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Okay.

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Anyways, uh work was pretty easy once again.

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Yeah.

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Six hours.

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One truck this week?

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I love it.

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Yeah.

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One truck coming up.

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That's good too.

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Thursday, right?

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Yeah.

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Thursday.

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Box trucks.

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Yeah.

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That's light work.

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Very easy on us.

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Very, very easy.

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I see we're old and shit.

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Yeah, we're lost.

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All right, I'm gonna get right into this.

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Super Bowl.

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Yeah.

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Let's get right down to this.

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Yeah, might as well.

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My team did not fare well.

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Not farewell at all.

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Defense looked pretty good.

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I'm not gonna complain.

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Defense only gave up what really one touchdown, but they're on the 20-something yard line, which they're gonna be.

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How many kicks did the dude freaking five field goals?

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Oh, the f uh Seattle, yeah.

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Yeah, first, I mean, they were that's all it was was field goals.

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So that tells something about your defense.

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Twelve, yeah, defense played good, but I mean, you know, that they threw a pick six didn't help.

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Yeah.

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I mean, the poor kids are rookie.

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Yeah.

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I I didn't think they'd win.

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I just wished it was an offense.

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It was a little better.

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29 to 13, the score looks like no, it wasn't.

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It would have been better if it was like 33 to 40.

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I mean, 33 to 32 or something like that.

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Yeah, that would have been a lot better.

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Or even if it was if it ended 12-10.

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Stupid thing.

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Okay.

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They didn't have an offense.

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We didn't have an offense.

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Tell you who did have an offense.

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It wasn't much Donald, but that's freaking running back to stuff.

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Running back.

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160 plus yards.

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Number nine?

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Is that who you're talking about?

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Yeah.

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I can't think of it.

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She was going down the field so fast, Tommy.

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Of course, I cringe every time.

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Yeah.

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Super Bowl's great.

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When your team's in it, it's like it's not enjoyable.

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But at least you were there.

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There was only two teams in the whole league that made it there.

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This is true.

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You were one.

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Yay for us.

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Well, it wasn't as bad as the first Super Bowl players.

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That was honorable mention.

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Yeah, you were.

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Honor me and mention it.

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Trevor Burrus, Jr.

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I'm going to say one thing.

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People are right, though.

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That NFC playoff game with the uh Rams in Seattle.

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Yeah.

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That really was that was a great game.

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That was the game we should have watched.

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I mean, that was a Super Bowl game, right?

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But it is what it is.

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All right, but moving on.

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Yeah.

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Moving on.

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Just like Will and Sonny.

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Sonny and Will.

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Will and Sonny.

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Sonny and Will.

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Moving on.

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Sonny make move.

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Yeah.

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And moving on, the show in the 70s.

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Yes, it was a little sitcom.

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Yeah.

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No, it was like a weekly sitcom.

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It wasn't a sitcom.

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It was an hour.

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Okay.

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A drama?

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Yeah, it wasn't really comedy.

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Comedy drama.

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Well, there was some funny stuff in it.

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There was some, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Big wheels rolling.

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Weather's getting nicer.

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Yeah.

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It is a little.

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You were a little chilly today.

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It's funny.

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I don't understand why.

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Tom's like a woman.

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Yeah.

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I was cold.

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It was a little nipply.

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I I don't know what happened to you.

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Yeah, I don't either.

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I realized.

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Can I understand the hands being a little cold?

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Yeah.

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But it's what what is it?

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62 degrees out there?

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Yeah, probably.

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I know.

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Wait a minute.

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We'll do a quick check.

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What does it feel like?

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50 58.

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Feels like someone kicked me in the nuts.

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Oh.

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59.

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Oh, okay.

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Excuse me.

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Went up.

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Yeah.

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One degree.

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Oh, that's that's warm.

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Tomorrow's gonna suck.

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So bad.

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Oh, we never moved the freaking boxes at work.

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The splash zone.

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Yeah.

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Gaggum it.

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Tom doesn't know what the little black lines on the floor are for.

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Well, I've got them off, but I know where the drip is.

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You get the first one right.

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You gotta go beyond the black line on the other one.

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On the other one, you do.

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I just didn't.

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Because I can't see back there.

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That's why you never mind, I can't see.

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That's why you have the woman that stands there kind of wave you in.

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Yeah.

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What what happens if a crystal's ain't a chance to die when I asked you screwed?

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All right.

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You already messed up today.

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Well, okay then.

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All right.

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Some things have been on my mind here.

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What?

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Uh this ice stuff and you know much as I hate to bring it up, Tom.

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Well, it's it needs to be.

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There's there's one side to everything right now.

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Okay, let's first start.

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Let me back up a little bit.

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Okay.

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Let's start with the voter ID law that they want to pass.

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Okay.

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We have to have an ID for everything else.

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Everything.

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When I go to get a hunting license, they want my ID.

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All right.

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You go to buy alcohol most times.

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I mean, if you want my ID.

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If you don't look old like us, or I still get cars.

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You get on a plane?

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I still ID.

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ID.

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Yeah.

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I want to know who you are.

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Most times prescriptions, if your first time going there, they have to see your ID.

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My wife.

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Some other late.

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But anyways, you need to go cigarettes.

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Yep.

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Every single every single time I pick up my wife's prescription for her pain, I have to give my eye.

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Right, because you're picking it up for her.

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Absolutely.

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But anyways, back to this whole thing.

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So passed the uh House.

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Okay.

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Went to the Senate.

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Uh-huh.

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Democrats are all happy because they we're not voting for that.

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Here's the thing.

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The polls.

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This is from CNN.

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86% whites want it.

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83% Asians or Latinos want it.

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80 76, 78% blacks want it.

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Right.

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Okay.

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More people want it.

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Think it's the right thing.

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Democrats.

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No, no, we're not going to do that.

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What is the deal?

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I don't under You know what the deal is.

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Right.

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You know what the deal is.

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They just don't.

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And when I hear these polls when they go out in the street and they ask white people.

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Do you think it's well, no, because they don't know how some of them don't know how to do they think black people are stupid That sucks.

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They really do.

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Because then they go with this guy who goes into Harlem or something and he's asking black people and they're pissed off when he's not at him.

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Why do people think that?

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And it's true.

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Everybody's stereotype.

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Exactly.

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But it's not us doing it.

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Exactly.

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It's their Democrats, dumbasses, liberals.

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Let me say liberals, because I don't want to put Democrats.

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There's a lot of good Democrats out there.

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Let's put it that way.

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The moderates are great.

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But to people that think that nobody can get and I it it's a slap in the face.

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It really is.

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It really is, Mike.

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So it's just what they're doing now, and here's my theory, why they don't want it's it's not even about it's all these immigrants.

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That's why they want illegal immigrants.

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Illegal.

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That's the key.

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Illegal immigrants, that's who and they're pushing let's move on to these people.

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And what they don't Anyways, what it comes down to is I have a montage I'm gonna play about everybody on the left side at one time.

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Right.

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It's doing exactly what Trump's doing now.

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But they don't want Trump's good.

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Here's the difference.

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When you notice it, you'll hear them everybody will say, well, yeah, they did it there.

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No.

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Nobody squawked about it.

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Not a word.

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Now Trump's doing it.

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If if Trump, if you would have let Trump do it his way, the way he wanted to in the first place, nobody would be upset about it now.

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That's right.

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But now you the media's making a big thing out of it.

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You know, these politicians on the left are making a big deal out of it.

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They put go out, fight, do this, do that.

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Right.

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If Trump would if people for Trump would do that shit.

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Oh, right.

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Well, uh it's but anyways, I'm gonna play that montage.

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I just want you to see the hypocrisy of what it is.

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And and if you just listen to this, and and not only listen, but you can look this stuff up and watch it itself.

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It's not AI.

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But let's take a pause, we'll play the video, sure, and then we'll come back.

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Not the video, the soundbite.

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Yep, let's hear it.

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The play.

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No questions asked, they're gone.

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No great nation can be in a position where they can't control the borders.

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While we need to address the issue of immigration and the and the challenge we have of undocumented people in our country, we certainly don't want any more coming in.

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Every place in this country are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country.

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The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens of illegal immigrants, the public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers.

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That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more.

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By hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens.

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Illegal immigration is wrong, plain and simple.

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When we use phrases like undocumented workers, we convey a message to the American people that their government is not serious about combating illegal immigration, which the American people overwhelmingly oppose.

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If you don't think it's illegal, you're not gonna say it.

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I think it is illegal and wrong.

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You know, there's a lot of poverty in this world, and you're gonna have people from all over the world.

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And I I don't think that's something that we can do at this point, can't we?

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Yes or no?

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Would you allow the cities to ignore the federal law?

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No.

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We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented, unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently, and lawfully to become immigrants in this country.

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All right, Tom, you heard it.

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What do you think?

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Well, pretty wild, right?

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We all heard it before, anyways, because I was in agreement with them back then.

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Exactly.

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I mean, I voted for Obama the first term.

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I sure did.

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I sure did.

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He talked partiered and a two-dollar whore.

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You know, here's another thing.

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Not like some people, not because he was black.

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No.

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That had nothing to do with it.

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I said, all right, this guy's he was a car salesman.

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I bought in.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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He talked about an Eskimo.

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Hay talk partier than a two-dollar whore.

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Sure did.

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Anyway.

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But yeah, so anyways, that's what my beef was.

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It's just watching all this hypocrisy and going on.

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It's crazy.

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But we all know what the game is.

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Yeah.

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And that kind of just ticks me off.

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Me too.

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I mean, do some research, people.

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I mean, it's out there.

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Yeah.

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I didn't mean to get down that political ro road again.

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I know, but it it needs to be said.

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It's just you see these things and it's like, listen, I don't kiss Trump's ass, people either.

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It's Trump does a lot of shit to piss me off.

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I mean, if you if you would be like the leftist and just it's like they worship these people.

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Exactly.

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I don't worship Trump.

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I don't either.

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We both call out stuff that he's done.

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Yes.

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At two o'clock in the morning, you just don't tweet.

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We're gonna blow them up, boys.

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Don't do that.

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But anyway.

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But anyway, go ahead.

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We'll get back off of that now.

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I think now's a good time to go into Pip and Squeak.

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Yeah.

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And we'll come back and be a little more joyful.

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Yeah, we're gonna talk about Super Super Bowl snacks too.

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Oh, I like snacks.

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Yeah.

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We'll go through that list.

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It should be fun for you, Tom.

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Yeah.

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All right, folks.

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Be right back after Pip and Squeak.

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All right.

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Hey, squeak! Hey, what's going on?

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Uh, beautiful out.

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Beautiful.

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Sunshine.

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Hey, it reminds me of a song.

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Sunny day.

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You gonna sing along with me?

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No, that's a dumbass song.

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Okay, first.

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Sally day.

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Sunny out.

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Sadly.

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Okay.

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Sweet.

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That's the one nobody sees.

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I see him all the time.

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I had a dream the other night.

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I don't know, but the big man was the only one that could see.

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Anyway, what about that guy in the trash can?

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Yeah, that trash can dude.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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